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7/17/2008

Financial Domination via Pay to Views

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:55 pm

Yet another weekly installment of this weeks biggest pay pig or loser! Actually this one isn’t a blast from the past but entertaining none the less. This guy does calls and when he can’t give Me all his cash by phone he will do it in pay to view emails which dipshit calls “pay per view“. Listen numb nuts, “pay per view” is a Television phenomenon where you pay to view movies on cable instead of going out to your local video rental place or getting them from some online rental folks. Pay to view however is something that is done through NiteFlirt where you pay TO view an email that I have sent you. Yep you may have the cash to spend but someone isn’t too damned smart when his ding a ling is rock hard. Anyhow, I digress.

He started out as a cash cock boy calling the cash cock line and just jerking his meat. Then he graduated to the financial domination line which is the natural progression of things especially when you get addicted to Me. Then, one night I get an email from him begging me to do “pay per view” emails in regards to My butthole. Yep he wanted to see My puckered butthole and pay. So off I went with the PAY TO VIEWS. Got some good money out of mr I have been brainwashed to think NiteFlirt is like the pay per view on my television. And I will get even more out of the butthole loving dude. I even have a PAY TO VIEW sitting in his email right now tormenting him to open it.

So, who is next? Can you actually get the terminology right? Maybe you can, maybe you can’t. Besides I only really care about the money and how much cum I can drain from your balls.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
CASH COCK CUM SHOT LINE
$5.19 per minute
1-800-TO-FLIRT extension 02051357

7/10/2008

This Week’s Biggest Loser!

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:26 pm

As promised I am updating this blog on a more regular basis and as mentioned in My last post, I am going to be listing My biggest cash cow, money pig, loser each week.

The same day I posted about “missy the coked up sissy” I got a call from someone else who hadn’t called Me in a while. I affectionately dub him, toilet brush boy. Yep, it was the guy who I made brush his teeth with a nasty toilet brush. It was either going to be toilet brush boy or jelly belly butt ;) Both names are extremely amusing. This guy couldn’t get over that I remembered what I made him do when I last spoke with him. Here’s a clue loser, I am not stupid and I do have a better memory than you because I don’t soke My brain in alcohol thank you. So, why in the hell is he even being mentioned? Someone do a drumroll please because this shit is hilarious. This stupid toilet brush boy called the wrong line! By that I mean he thought he was going to sit there swigging his Canadian beer and be ignored. In other words dumb dumb thought he was phoning My ignore line when he in fact phoned My anything goes line. So, he ended up talking with Me afterall.
So, toilet brush boy get’s the biggest loser award of the week for thinking he called My ignore line when he didn’t. See what happens when you get trashed? LMAO.

Who’s next to be added to the list?

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0413986
$2.19 per minute

7/3/2008

A Massive Blast from the Past

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:22 pm

I say it over and over again. Time after time, call after call, guy after guy. Go ahead and try to run away from Me, you will be back for more trust Me. Yesterday was a good example of this. I have blogged before about “Missy the coked up sissy“, more than once actually. I have not heard from “missy” in ages. I think the last time that “she” phoned Me to be dominated was oh two years ago or so. When I got up yesterday I had an email on NiteFlirt entitled “hi Princess“, now I though this was some wanker or possibly My piggy. Here I am with My coffee, opening up the email to read:

Hi Princess

It is your dumb faggott cokeslut loser. I would love to be a shithead cokeslut idiot for you behind my wifes back again.

I am going to get some coke now and then will come home and snort that shit like a fucking loser for you.

I love you

missy

I got such a wicked little smile on My face. I knew eventually that “missy” would be back for more and I was so right. Did “missy” call Me? Damn straight “she” did! Begging Me to take more and more money from “her” just like old times. Now I know “missy” is reading this, lmaoooooooooo. Does it make your clit all excited? I know you know what do do and Princess isn’t done with you yet ;)

I do believe some healthy competition is in order. I know how much you guys love to compete to be My biggest cash cock, money pig, slave, loser, gift pig. That’s what I am going to be doing this summer. Let’s see how long you can last on the phone with Me and how much money I can drain from your credit cards. It will be fun! I will be blogging weekly about who is that week’s biggest cash cock. Want to see yourself mentioned here? Well, it’s really easy just start here:

1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 02051357
and then graduate to the fast financial fuck line where I keep raising the rate on you, good times!

1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0414002

Whip out that cock and credit card and start clicking or dialing, I am ready to drain both dry.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

12/7/2007

Plans for your Holiday Bonus

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:34 pm

Let the Holiday Wallet Rapes Begin!!!

It doesn’t have to be the Holiday season in order for Me to financially dominate you. As a matter of fact, it is the one thing that makes My pussy completely wet, well other than great big dick. It is so fucking hot to get more and more and more money out of your wallet. Why? Because I sure the fuck don’t need your money but that doesn’t mean that I don’t want it. I mean you are after all going to be getting your Holiday Bonus this month and I fully expect you to give it all to Me. The wife sure the hell doesn’t need it. I will just have to tell you to give the bitch an excuse as to why you didn’t get a bonus this year. That makes that pathetic little weenie hard doesn’t it? Knowing that the wife will go without that stunning pair of earrings this year and I get them!!!

Or maybe you are a lonely loser with no one to spoil. I’ll take that bounus check and then some!

My “Holiday Bonus Line” will be available for My pleasure 24/7 through the New Year. Go ahead you are allowed to jump for joy!!!!

So click happy sugar daddies and pigs alike, here are a few buttons for you to go nuts over.

Buy Me presents and make
Me a happy Princess!
New Items have been added!!!
 

Merry ho, ho, ho to Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Princess Jessica
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0414002
HOLIDAY BONUS GIVING LINE, I TAKE ALL!!
$7.77 PER MINUTE (when I am feeling nice)

11/28/2007

Huge Cum Shots!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:03 pm

Has a phone sex operator ever made you shoot massive gobs of cum all over the place? I mean a huge fucking load of cum? Well perverts, this is one of My specialties. I like it when you deny yourself for a while and then call Me all hot and horny and desperate to cum. I like it when your nut sack is almost fucking bursting with cum. Oh to hear the frustration and desperation in your voice while your pound your dick into an oblivion for Me. Saying nasty, vile, kinky things to you on the phone that just sends you right over the edge. It is such a win, win situation for Me. You get to shoot a hot load of spunk and I get to take your money at the same time. I know how many men get hot over paying to stroke. As a matter of fact I can hear slut puppet in My mind chanting “stroke and pay, stroke and pay, stroke and pay“. How very, very true perverts. Stroke, pay and become completely addicted to Me.

So perverT how much cum can your balls generate? One of My boys is the super squirter of all time. Just look at these fucking loads!

I swear these are the largest cumshots I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. Such a good boy to send Me pictures after our calls so that I can show the world what a heavy cummer he is. Can you cum even more than the super squirter? Perhaps you should CALL ME to find out how much cum and money I can get out of those fucking balls.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1-800-836-5478 ext. 02051357
CASH COCK CUMSHOT LINE - JACK OFF FOR JESSICA

$3.19 per minute

6/13/2007

The “New” Ignore Line

Filed under: — Princess @ 8:43 am

For a while there I had an ignore line, which My piggy loved to come drive by and give Me money in the middle of the night while I was sleeping. You know kind of like a night deposit at a bank, only this bank is Princess Jessica. Well, I decided that during the summer months when I am sleeping I am going to keep one line on for the drive by money pigs. Did I think anyone was going to call it? Quite honestly, I really had no clue since I don’t keep My phone lines on while I sleep I mean hello Princess Jessica needs her beauty sleep! Last night was the first night that I left it on and wouldn’t you know it, three minutes after I turned it on a drive by money depositer called. I am sure he expected Me to be snoring but um I had just gone to bed so the whole “Princess snoring” wasn’t about to happen so I had fun laughing at him.

So bois, if you need your Princess in the middle of the night and you want to hear Me snoring (unless you call right after I go to bed) I am available all night long to take your call. I know some of you want to hear Me snore, ask My piggy he loves it!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
PRINCESS IS SLEEPING, DRIVE BY NIGHT DEPOSIT FOR MONEY PIGS
1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478), extension 0414002

$5.99 per minute

5/24/2007

Weird Phone Sex Call

Filed under: — Princess @ 9:47 am

It’s not like I am totally new to the business. I do get some weird ass phone sex calls from time to time and Princess Jessica had such a thing earlier this week. This guy was totally in love with my white and red striped thigh highs and the fact that I was wearing a more “sensible” shoes. Yes I love heels, I mean shit I do have a shoe pig and it’s not like he just buys clunky looking shoes. I just like that it’s different than the norm. Chunky, boot type shoes for you to lick instead.
So the call goes on and he’s all excited about licking My shoes and running his tongue along My stockings. Being a typical male with a hardon, he really REALLY wanted to eat My pussy. Now only real men get to do that, but I know I can tease wimps about it. So I told him to lick My cunt through the panel of My panties. He was to make them wet so he could maybe taste a tiny bit of pussy and to see the lips and clit through the white fabric. As soon as I said that he went absolutely fucking nuts! He started making noises. No, not your typical jerk off noises. This was more like jungle noises, then he sounded like a motor of some sort and then something to the affect of “ooo bee oo gee oo bee dee boo". Alrighty then! Needless to say bitchy Princess Jessica couldn’t help laughing. I was laughing so hard I was snorting and crying and I couldn’t help it if I wanted to. How utterly bizarre!

Just to let you all know as well, now that summer is almost upon us I will be and have been logging into NiteFlirt earlier daily. As much as I love staying up late, I also would like to enjoy the nice weather Myself. So typically I will be logged on between 9 or 10 am pacific time and generally still stay on until midnight. This doesn’t mean that it’s subject to change without notice, I do have a life but if I am up and home I will be on.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
Anything Goes Phone Sex/Phone Domination
$2.09 per minute

5/2/2007

More fun with forced intoxication

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:07 pm

I am so laughing as I type this. See the forced intoxication guy came back two days later and I was right, he didn’t remember anything that I made him do. From slamming his balls in the drawer to shoving the handle of the toilet brush up his ass. Well, it gets even better. This time around he was already drunk as fuck, totally ready to be used. A few shots later and his head was in the toilet blowing bubbles in the water, flushing and using the toilet brush like a toothbrush. How utterly disgusting and amusing at the same time.

Then a few days later My little piggy came oinking his way back to Princess Jessica. And guess what line he called? Yep he called the forced intoxication line as well with a couple of bottles of liquor, a pack of smokes and totally dressed up like a slut whore ready and willing to be used by Princess. Lots of alcohol was consumed, and piggy doesn’t drink. Ciggies were smoked and his pig hole was impaled on his plunger like usual. It was fun raping his wallet while I fucked him up. I know he loved every second of it and who can blame him. I am Princess Jessica after all.

So, what toy can I use next? I know some have enough balls to humiliate themselves while drinking for Me. It’s your turn now, just do it.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
FORCED INTOXICATION LINE
1-800-863-5478 ext.01442789

$3.19/min

4/18/2007

Fucking you up in more ways than one!

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:25 pm

How many times can I say that I LOVE MY JOB? Not enough apparently. I mean I truly love talking to you guys on the phone, not to mention that I am a money hungry bitch on top of everything else.

Back during the Holidays, meaning Christmas & New Years, I turned My ignore line into a forced intoxication line. I mean why not? Tons of guys at home alone during the holidays drinking their dinner, feeling sorry for themselves. I don’t care how badly they slur, I don’t care what comes out of their mouths, or how stupid they get. Money is money and it’s highly entertaining. What better way to spend a drunken night than to entertain Me!

I have had a few calls on the line but no one has truly been into being forced to get drunk. Yes, I know they are out there, its just a matter of them finding My listing and calling.

I had one such drunk boi finally find My listing earlier this week. Needless to say he was highly entertaining and I loved the call. Prior to his call he had a few beers and a couple of shots of vodka and steeled up enough nerve to call Me when he got out the bottle of tequila to go all out and party his ass off all alone at home. I didn’t keep track of how many shots I made him do, but I believe it was somewhere in the vicinity of 6-8 shots. The more he drank the more he got fucked up and the more he slurred. During his drunk fest I made him put his balls in a drawer and slam it shut to prove to Me that he would do ANYTHING I told him to do. I am sure that slam resonated through his body and lingered. I guess he didn’t have enough liquor in him to feel no pain, lol! Now, the vast majority of people whether they are male or female turn into massive sluts while intoxicated. He was not an exception to the rule, but he didn’t own anything like a butt plug or a dildo. He told Me it was against his religion. So here comes Princess Jessica being creative with something, ANYTHING to insert into his slut hole. The first thing that came to mind was the handle of his toilet brush. He went and got it and proceeded to ram it in his slut hole and fuck himself good for Me. This went on for a while and drunk boi ended up having to add more money to his account. Not even five minutes after doing so he passed the fuck out. I couldn’t even hear him breathing, but I waited to see if he was going to come back. All of the sudden I hear the biggest, slurred ‘hellllloooo’ of My life. Anyhow the call continued and I guarantee that he had a massive hangover the next day as well as a stretched out slut hole and I also guarantee he will be back for more.

So, are you a forced intoxication slut and love to be laughed at and made to do the stupidest things ever? Then I do believe it’s time for you to call Me so I can drain your account while you drain the bottle.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
FORCED INTOXICATION LINE

1-800-863-5478 ext. 01442789
$3.19 per minute

4/10/2007

shoes, Shoes, SHOES

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:56 pm

It took Me a while to get back over this way on the web to start posting in My diary again but what’s a Princess to do? Those that sit and wank all day to old posts here are probably going nuts waiting for another entry wondering “will my Princess ever write again?” Well of course I will it just takes Me a while. Seriously you have to give Me a reason to come over here and type, type, type.

My shoe pet gave Me a reason to come back over here and rub it in your faces yet again about what a true shoe pig slave is all about. You see he doesn’t play games. He know I am never going to meet with him in real life but he still spoils the fuck out of Me. I have so many shoes in my closet from this guy it really blows My mind. Why does he do it? Because it makes his dick get hard just thinking about Me wearing the shoes that he has purchased for Me. He wonders what Princess is wearing today and loves knowing that I am in the shoes that he has bought Me. He doesn’t beg to meet Me, he doesn’t demand anything. This boi is what a true slave should be like. Pleasing Me without a second thought to it.

More of you need to be like him and learn what it really is all about.

Now Princess Jessica is on and taking calls, so let’s see if anyone else has enough balls to step up to the plate and be a good boi just like my shoe pig.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0413986

$2.09 per minute
Addiction can be expensive and so sweet
I am your ultimate addiction

1/30/2007

Fun with drunk slaves

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:40 pm

I decided to keep My forced intoxication line on NiteFlirt even though the Holidays are now past us. Why? Because I fucking can. It used to be My ignore line and if that’s your thing then by all means I can do that as well. But there is something about forced intoxication that I really love. Knowing that your drinking causes you to forget how much money you are spending on the call and then becoming totally addicted to Me that whenever you pick up that bottle you want to call Me again. Well I actually got a call yesterday from a drunk slave boi. He was very entertaining and I loved making him slam drink after drink and then hearing him slur “yes Princess, anything for you Princess“. So I am keeping it around.

Time to get fucked up for Princess while she fucks your wallet.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

FORCED INTOXICATION LINE FOR LONEY LOSERS
$3.19 per minute
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01442789

1/24/2007

Sneeky gift pig

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:47 pm

I absolutely love prezzies. That much is rather obvious, especially with all the shoes that My shoe pig keeps buying Me. But what I love is when I go check My email and have a gift certificate from amazon just waiting for Me. Yes this happened just last week and I have not one fucking clue who the hell sent it to Me but frankly I could care less. I deserve to be spoiled rotten, always have and always will. Off to go shopping with My gift certificate.

Princess is waiting for your calls boys, so get in line with your credit cards out.


1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
Anything Goes $2.09 per minute

12/24/2006

Taking calls tonight and some tomorrow

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:27 pm

Ok boys, wankers and piglets.
Princess will be taking calls today and some of tomorrow, however you are going to make it worth My while to answer the phone.

Two lines will be available:
Financial Domination
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0414002
$5.99 per minute

Holiday Intoxication Line
1-800-863-5478 ext. 01442789
$3.19 per minute

Merry Christmas!
Princess Jessica

12/21/2006

Happy Wallet Raping Season

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:43 pm

Yes I do realize that I haven’t posted to My diary in a long damned time. My piggy said it all “you don’t have time to even acknowledge us there Princess“, damn straight I haven’t had a super amount of time to do much lately. Well, except for raping wallets and getting prezzies. Oh yes, tis the season for prezzies!!! And I haven’t been dissapointed by My prezzies at all. First off shoe pig bought two more pairs of shoes to pamper his Princess with. Of course my regular piggy had to buy a pair as well. So shoes for Princess for Christmas.

Of course what’s even better is the Royal Princess Jessica Wallet Rape. What is that? Well, it’s where you call Me and beg Me to continually up My rates while you keep calling back and begging for more. slut puppet knows how much fun that is, don’t you slut puppet? Higher and higher until I reach the maximum per minute charge allowed on NiteFlirt and then begging Me to stay on the line so that more money can be added. Fucking you hard, fast and deep. That is the Royal Princess Jessica Wallet Rape. Then there is the click the tribute button while I am on the phone with you too. That always works for Me. I absolutely love it. More, more, more for Me. I am a greedy evil bitch and I will take, take, take until you can’t add anymore or I max out those pretty plastic cards.

Tis the season for giving and who better to give it to than Me. I know I am worth it and so do you.

So line up piggies, Princess wants more!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0414002

9/25/2006

1 week till My birthday

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:38 pm

I can’t wait for next Monday!!! It’s Princess Jessica’s birthday, YAY. I am already waiting on a very, very kick ass present :) and wonder what else UPS will be bringing to My doorstep. So, if you would like to suprise Me on My birthday you are more than welcome to check out My spoil Me page and buy something off of one of My wishlists or send Me a gift certificate :)

I am actually going to pamper Myself tomorrow on My day off and go get My nails done and a pedicure. I am sooooooo looking forward to that :)

Other than that, I am taking calls today from naughty boys. Call Me if you dare.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
$2.09 per minute
Anything Goes
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986

9/9/2006

Hand Job Assistant

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:20 pm

It makes Me giggle to even type “hand job assistant” and I don’t know why. Probably because the vast majority of My calls deal with some sort of Domination on My part. I am not saying though that the hand job assistant calls don’t turn into Domination because they do. I am in control of that dick and don’t you ever forget that! I have been doing calls with a specific caller for quite a while now and our calls have gone from Me describing what I am doing to his dick with My hand to teasing the living hell out of him with words. Actually the slant of these calls reminds Me of another caller who can’t help but jerk for Me and gets so weak that he will do anything I want him to do. Yes they are both different considering one is jerking himself during the fantasy while I giggle, tease and get bitchy over and over until he blows his load and the other is Me actually stroking but being a very greedy bitch at the same time.

Jessica greedy? Uh yeah as if that hasn’t been already established. Greedy by milking My callers dicks. Greedy by wanting to get spoiled rotten (mmmm more shoes are on the way!!!!). Greedy by making you addicted to Me. Greedy to the core and loving every minute of it.

So, I do believe if you are looking for a hand job assistant or a wicked tease by a greedy bitch that wants it all, it’s time to just do it, lol :)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
$2.09 per minute
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0413986

8/28/2006

New Site Design :)

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:03 pm

Yes, after two years looking at the same thing daily I decided it was time for a change on My site. I had a good friend of mine do it and I absolutely love how it turned out. Still red, black and white but way more My style. Don’t get Me wrong, I am a girly girl but the cherries were getting stale and I needed to at more “things” to it :)

I’ve been having fun, as usual, tormenting callers about their kinks and fetishes. As a matter of fact about an hour ago I got a call from a guy that was wearing a cheerleading outfit and had a cheer about how much he loved cock. I was in tears, too bad he couldn’t hold off from cuming at bit longer that was just too damned funny.

Come to Me and amuse Me, make Me laugh at how fucking worthless and pathetic you really are.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
$2.09 per min

8/23/2006

Addicted to Princess Jessica

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:20 pm

I don’t know why some callers think they can resist Me. I know I am good, always have. I know how addicting I really am. When I say you will be back I absolutely mean it!!

jessicas piggy is still trying to find more money to give to Me because it makes Me happy and that’s his job and he knows it. he has become even more pathetic, if that is at all possible, lmao. All his calls went from plunge, oink, rape to plunge, oink, rape, SNORT!!!! I will let your mind wander as to what snort is, hahaha. Snort for Princess piggy, hahahaha. Snort some more and get even more addicted to Me :)

Now yet another piggy is back. he isn’t really specifically a pig but then again he does piggy things, like buying Me gift certificates and gifts galore last year. I haven’t heard shit from him in about 8 months and wham My phone rings on Monday and there he is!!! sissy britney is baaaaack. The stupid little sissy pig tried to resist Me. Get with it britney you can’t and actually the more you try to resist the more you want Me. Addiction is a bitch and it’s name is Princess Jessica. I know you will continue to call britney just give in, hahahahaha.

shoe piggy has continued to make Me happy as well. I got three more pairs of shoes about a week or so ago. The UPS man knows Me all too well since I keep getting shoes! Keep going, you are such a good little piggy. Shoes, shoes and more shoes. Excuse Me while I go have a shoegasm, hehehe.

I am on and in a mood, you have been forwarned. So come get some pissy Princess action tonight. I know you want to.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
$1.99 per minute

7/30/2006

Pissed off Princess

Filed under: — Princess @ 11:26 pm

Well it seems as though a specific little bitch that has been mentioned here before and begged to be mentioned again via phone but didn’t spend shit on his calls went and screwed up again. I will NOT be mentioning you by name until you make good on it. Apparently the gift certificate won’t work. Make it up by clicking the $100 tribute buttons on My NiteFlirt page five times or you will be fucking banished and don’t think I won’t fucking do it.

/rant

Princess Jessica

7/27/2006

SHOES!!!!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:26 pm

Ok all you piggy wannabes it’s time you saw what a REAL pig will do for Princess Jessica. A couple of months ago a piggy came sniffing around Princess and knew from looking at My diary that I am a certified shoe whore. Of course at first I thought he was absolutely full of shit when he said that he bought a pair of shoes off My wishlist on amazon. I even forgot I had added some shoes to it a while ago, lol. Then the waiting game began to see if he was in fact not full of shit. Never say never, this pig is a MASSIVE shoe slut and just to rub it in to all you wannabes Princess took a couple of pics of all the shoes that he has purchased for Me so far. Get the dribble bibs out, lmfao

That’s 17 pairs of GOOD SHOES, SEXY SHOES, shoes that make Me have a shoegasm. It has been fun to update My wishlist with shoes and know that when he gets into massive shoe slut mode that he will go on a shopping spree. Why? Because he gets it. he likes knowing that I am wearing them, knowing that it’s like Christmas whenever My doorbell rings, knowing that it makes Me very happy.

So wannabes do you think you have what it takes to be just like My shoe pig? I doubt it but it will be fun to see you try.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
$1.99/min.

7/21/2006

sandy the cuckold gets waxed

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:57 pm

Finally I have a spare moment to update My diary in the midst of a California heat wave. Yep it’s hot here too and to top it off we are in store for a couple of severe thunderstorms so hopefully the power stays on!

Anyhow last week I get a call from sandy asking Me if I know what a peruvian wax is. Um no, I know what a brazilian wax is but not this. Apparently his wife and her boyfriend set up an appointment for sandy to get a peruvian wax at their local salon. Since I couldn’t find any information online about it, “she” informed Me that “she” would call back with all the details of “her” outing to the salon.

sandy then calls Me the day after “her” waxing. For those not in the know, peruvian wax is a special kind of wax used to make the skin super smooth. It isn’t an actual procedure it’s really a wax. sandy’s wife had “her” dress in a little summer dress, panties and strappy sandals when going to the salon. Humiliation set in as over the loud speaker the receptionist announced “sandy it’s time for you waxing appointment". Once inside the waxing room with the technician sandy was told to completely strip naked. Which “she” was highly embarassed to do in front of someone “she” didn’t know. Apparently sandy’s clit was hiding like crazy and “her” pubic area looked like a mound of fur. The technician had to pull sandy’s clit out from hiding and hold it with two fingers in order to trim the pubic hair around “her” clit prior to laying down the wax and waxing paper to get the job done. Every single inch of sandy’s body is now completely smooth and waxed. Ass, chest, arms, underarms, pubic area, legs, EVERYTHING. It was one of the most embarassing, humiliating and feminizing situations that this cuckold had ever encountered. Of course now that “she” is completely bald all “she” wants to do is play with “herself". What a little slut with a little dick.

So to all of you out there that want the ultimate feminizing activity I suggest that you make an appointment at your salon for a peruvian wax and get as smooth as sandy.

I am on taking calls right now and hope My power doesn’t blink out on Me tonight, so fingers crossed.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-863-5478 ext. 4013986

$1.99/min Anything Goes ;)

7/12/2006

Back from a mini vacation

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:43 pm

Well kick Me in the ass. I have been gone for the last six days on a mini trip to Vegas and I made an announcement here and didn’t hit publish, I hit save!!! So nobody knew I was gone damnit. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! But I am baaaaack and ready to rape & tease the living hell out of you.

Come and get it bois, Princess is back from her kick ass, naughty vacation ;)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-863-5478
ext. 0413986
$1.99/min

6/25/2006

Having fun on My Anniversary

Filed under: — Princess @ 11:59 pm

I had soooooooooo much fun getting spoiled on My anniversary on NiteFlirt. Good bois!!!!

I was tempted to keep My rates up at $2.22 per minute hehehehe but I was a nice Princess and went back to My regular rates ;) But you all know how wicked and nasty I can be and if you don’t know I do believe it’s time to stop wanking and start dialing.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
$1.99 per minute

2 YEAR NITEFLIRT ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:59 am

Attention to all My drooling minions. Today is Princess Jessica’s 2 year anniversary on NiteFlirt. So, am I doing something special to mark the occasion? Yes, I am, hahahahahaha. I am giving all of you the special opportunity to phone Me at a higher rate. Oh no loser, did you think that I would drop it? It isn’t your anniversary or birthday. This is Mine!!! Which means I fully intend on you all spoiling your Princess.

It won’t hurt, much *insert wicked laugh here*

Come on out and play bois at My “special” rate.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
$2.22/min SPECIAL

6/17/2006

blast from the past

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:31 am

Ok, ok so I haven’t updated in a while. Hello I have a fucking life. Princess has been trying out new dicks to add to Her stable lately so She’s been too damned busy to deal with this nonsense.

First off I want to say that I AM THE ORIGINAL TABOO PRINCESS. Seems as though there is a “young” operator thinking she can steal My thunder. Um that shit isn’t about to happen. I don’t really give a flying fuck if any of you have tried her or not but you know there is only one Taboo Princess and yes indeed that is Me. I still can’t get over that she claims she is doing calls with Princess Mandy. What the fuck? I AM friends with Princess Mandy and I know She’s not doing calls with this chick. What the hell? Ah welcome to the oddity called summer. Enough of My bitch fest, onto more fun things!

Blast from the past! Who could I possibly be speaking of here? Shit there are so many that go running, little dicks tucked in between their legs totally scared shitless of Me and then come running right back to where they belong it makes My fucking head spin!

This mysoginistic prick that called Me for a while came crawling back (if that word is too big for your pee brain try looking it up tard!). This little pecker head was too stupid the last time and gave up his user name and password to some hater bitch on NiteFlirt. This winner of a bitch decided to take it upon herself to go into his account and rate every single speaker that he called during that time with crappy ratings and feedback. Stupid bitch and dumb ass customer. I warn you all now, blackmail is a fucking fantasy do not give out that information and as a speaker don’t fucking use it, you can both get banned from NiteFlirt for that shit. Believe Princess Jessica, I have seen it happen. No way in hell I would ever use that shit, so please don’t fucking give it to Me I really don’t want it and won’t ever fucking use it. Anyhow, I blocked his fucking ass for being such a damned loser. I don’t know HOW this happened but last week he somehow got through to Me. Mind you it’s been a fucking year but I remembered this dick’s voice. Remembered his fucking name, where he lives, everything! Blew his mind, lol. This pecker head made Me so pissed for interrupting My sleep, on the ignore line mind you, that I made him call the financial domination line. All I kept hearing is “you are the best", no fuck sherlock I am! All the other girls he called a year ago were long gone but here I am waiting to rape little piggies. Had some fun raping him good! I swear he deserved it for being such a fucking moron. Just waiting for round two. I have patience fucker, you will call again, lmfao.

Onto number two, yes that’s what I am going to call you. I am not going to mention who the hell you are but you are on My blog for being entertaining. I am not about to give you fucking wanking material since you didn’t come through. Get with the program number two if you want to be mentioned by name. I am not a happy fucking Princess where your ass is concerned right now.

One more thing before I stop saying fuck, lol. Some guys will come along and be the redemption of those full of shit. Thank you shoe boi for showing Me that not all drive by dicks on yahoo are worthless :)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

PS I am in a mood so come get My wrath while I sip some wine :)

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986

5/21/2006

new money pig update

Filed under: — Princess @ 10:38 pm

Well, well, well My new little piggy boy (the unworthy one) is fast becoming My best pig. others need to take lessons from this one. This unworthy money pig hasn’t been able to call Princess all weekend but he has been clicking and tributing daily and then sent Me a housewarming gift certificate from Amazon and let’s just say that Princess went to bed with a smile on Her face.

True money slavery means total devotion to your Princess. This means daily calls or daily tributes when you can’t call or both actually. Money slavery isn’t when you want it, it’s when I want it and fuck do I want it now. I am a greedy bitch and want it all from everyone. I was just built that way and I will not apologize for it.

So, as a scooby snack for unworthy piggy, I made his very own tax button.
Gooooooooooood piggy, hehehe

Back to shopping on Amazon I shall goooooooooooooooooo hehehehehehe.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

5/19/2006

My new little piggy

Filed under: — Princess @ 9:24 pm

For those that don’t know, I finally got My DSL a full week after I moved into My new condo. Took those fuckers long enough. I was not a happy Princess to say the least. But a nice thing did happen when I was only logging on by phone, a new little piggy came along to spend some time with Princess Jessica. And what a good pig he is! First off he understands what the fuck tributing means. I was told “yes Princess I paid the buttons that I clicked on". Of course had he not, I would find out as soon as I got My DSL back. Secondly he called on My ignore line the day after I moved and stayed on for a while and then called again that night. Actually every night since he found Me. Either on My regular listing or My financial domination line. Fuck I have him wrapped so tightly around My Princess pinky finger right now that he is tributing this weekend when he can’t call to make up for not calling.

GOOOD boi! More wannabe pigs need to take some lessons from this lil piggy boi. This one is on his way to being the best of pigs yet. Or is he? Time will only tell. Now piggy, I know you are reading this and you know how “unworthy” you are I am thinking on top of the tributes that you need to go by Me a condo warming gift in the form of a gift certificate from somewhere. Send it to jessica@tabooprincess.com

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

And loser’s I am on taking calls tonight, so come get your dose of massive bitchy Princess I am ready to rip some balls off tonight so come on out of hiding you might like it as much as I do ;)

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986
$1.99/min

5/7/2006

ATTENTION SUBBIES AND CALLERS

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:57 pm

I am sure you have noticed that I haven’t been spending a massive amount of time, yet again, on updating My diaries. There is a reason for it, not that I need one, I have been in the process of moving for about two weeks. Packing and getting stuff worked out for My new place.

Tomorrow I finally move in, which means that the only way that I will be available is on the ignore line. Fuck I am already laughing about that one. How humiliating, calling Me up to listen to Me move. Did I mention really cute college guys are going to be moving Me? *smirks*

Also, it takes 3-5 days for My DSL to be up and running once I get in so Princess won’t be able to access the internet at all while I am unpacking. However, I can log on by phone so yes I will be available for calls. I don’t know what My schedule is going to be like but even if I am cleaning My old apartment or unpacking in My new one, the ignore line will at least be on.

So here it is losers, call it and be totally ignored.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
THE IGNORE LINE
CLICK CLICK LOSER

5/6/2006

here money piggy hehehe

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:43 am

OINK RAPE PLUNGE!!!!
I know that got your little piggy dicklet going nuts right now, isn’t it???!!! I know it is. Now go get Me more money damnit so I can laugh at you even more. Make Princess happy! More money, more presents, more spoiling damnit! Get another job piggy, OINK OINK OINK.

Now to all the other lil money pigs out there, I am such a greedy fucking Bitch that I want more. Which means you are more than welcome to cruise on by for a Royal Princess Jessica wallet rape.

Saddle up money pigs it’s a hell of a ride and there are quite a few that can attest to that.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

Line up pathetic ATM slaves
$4.99/min
1-800-863-5478 ext. 0414002

4/27/2006

UK sissy is a window licker

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:08 pm

Whoa, I apparently have a UK sissy window licker now on both of My sites. I wake up this morning to all kinds of comments posted to both My diaries by the same guy. Now pay attention wankers, Princess MODERATES all comments posted here. I let just about everything go through, except for when an email is mentioned in the body of the comment. This sissy boi decided to put his friggen email in each comment to try to get FREE HUMILIATION. Nothing here is free boi. This one is so fucking stupid he actually said in his comments that he can’t call that he has to be humilated through emails. Smells like a UK wanker to Me. If you want humilation moron, then fucking email Me on NiteFlirt. I do expect payment for all humiliation. Why the hell would I want to do it for free when I get paid to do it? *rolls eyes*
Here I will make it really fucking simple click HERE and tribute Me for your stupidity.

I do offer humiliation and training through pay to views on NiteFlirt, for those that can’t call for whatever fucking reason. I will be putting up buttons specifically for email training and humiliation soon, but for those chomping at the subbie bit just email Me on NiteFlirt stating that you would like to do it in paid mails because you can’t call. Just click HERE and click on “send email” on one of My listings to start the ball rolling. It isn’t that fricken difficult.

Yes I am taking calls right now, so get to it wankers your Princess is waiting.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986

4/25/2006

The Ignore Line

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:57 pm

I am so massively pleased at the response that I have received off of My loser hold line. What a yummy thing, ignoring losers. My little piggy keeps coming by in the middle of the night. I hear him whisper “I have come by to give you all my money while you sleep Princess". Oh what a marvelously yummy thing to hear at 4am while I am getting My beauty sleep.

Some other losers have come by and it just fucking cracks Me up when they beg for Me to talk. One loser was begging his loser ass off for Me to talk which just made Me laugh My Princess ass off at him. It’s an ignore line NOT a talk line. There are others for that. Even though I am having massive fun with this, it just absolutely amazes Me that some call with barely anything in their accounts. How fucking moronic and pathetic is that? Plus a lot of them have never fucking called Me before and here they are calling a line in which they won’t really hear Me talk. Fucking losers, I love it.

So who the fuck is next? hmmm maybe you wanker boi.

Just do it, lol.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

4/12/2006

New post on other diary

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:10 pm

First off I spoke with customer service today at NiteFlirt and apparently the glitch with the call buttons has been fixed. So I am happy about that! Clicky, clicky bois :D

Now I have done a new diary post on this diary so go check it out :)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

4/11/2006

ATTENTION CALLERS

Filed under: — Princess @ 7:41 pm

There have been some minor technical issues on NiteFlirt the past few days with clicking the call buttons and calls not making it through to flirts.

If you are in fact trying to get ahold of Me please use the 800 number and My extension to get directly connected to Me.
The number is 1-800-863-5478 ext. 0413986

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

4/8/2006

BAD LIL PIGGY

Filed under: — Princess @ 7:47 pm

*rolls eyes*
I don’t know why I even gave you a gold star today for spoiling Me since you called Me and told Me that you were about to stray again!!!
Well guess what loser?
I won’t tolerate it yet again.
See this button below?
This is your very own stray tax. Anytime you think you are going to run the other way from Me you will click it and pay.
That will keep your piggy ass in line.

*stomps off all pissy now*
Princess Jessica

Ignoring loser line great success!!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:10 pm

I KNEW that loserloserloser would come out of the shadows of slutting around on NiteFlirt to call My loser ignore line! Took him long enough but he called Me this morning as I was waking up. My cat just loved talking to him. Meow, meow, meow. OMG I am still laughing because he paid to hear My cat meow!!!! Shit he talked to himself the whole time and kept saying that he wanted to be My biggest loser. loserloserloser you have a long damned way to go to be given that award!

And as I was sitting here working on a special web project that will be put up on My other site I got yet another call on My loser ingore line. What a dumb ass he kept saying “hello are you there". Of course I said “do you know what line you are calling? I don’t say shit to you, as a matter of fact you get the distinct pleasure of listening to Me type to My girlfriends about what a stupid loser you are". Fucker should be appreciative that I even fucking spoke! It was funny though because this boi has NEVER FUCKING CALLED ME BEFORE. Truly pathetic. First time caller utilizing the loser ignore line. Can you say I fucking love it???!!!! I should have done this a long ass time ago!

So who’s going to be the next loser to be put on hold while I do whatever the hell I want to do? Do it, do it, DO IT, teehee.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

PS to My lil piggy boi. Princess got Her new pink shoes yesterday and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. For being so high they sure are comfy and what a good boi! piggy get’s a gold star :D

4/5/2006

Losers and a specific lil sissy

Filed under: — Princess @ 11:40 pm

Well wonders never cease, lol. The same day I posted about leaving a special line on for losers to be ignored by Me, My little spoiling piggy called that night. I just love having a new listing and it not even being approved yet and getting a call on it. And to top it all off My little piggy left this feedback:

Fem Dommes 4/4/2006 ***** Princess has fucked up my head.

I have, haven’t I?

Now onto more things. I thought I would give everyone a massive laugh and let you see what brittney said “she” was going to fuck Me with, roflmao
Too bad you can’t see it but believe Me there is like no dick there!! I shared it with some girlfriends for a laugh. Keep dreaming britney!!!!

As fucking if!!! Is there a dick in there somewhere? Cause I sure the fuck don’t see it!!!! Where is it brittney? hahahaha
and I am still waiting for you to make up for posting massive comments on My diaries. And NO clicking your wanker button once and paying isn’t enough. Or maybe you want to one up piggy boi and call Me here

Lastly a warning to wanker/stalker bois. I had a dumb ass email Me on NiteFlirt last night begging to be in My diary and saying that IF I put him in here he would call Me. This Princess doesn’t jump for anyone! The only reason anyone gets put in here is because they entertain Me in some fashion or they spend more than a whopping $35 on Me in a year (stupid fuck). Then this moron started playing with Me and trying to make it to where no one else could call Me last night. This is why he is now in exile. Know this, don’t fuck with Me or you will be put in exile and I don’t give a flying fuck how much you beg to be taken out of exile.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

4/3/2006

CALLING ALLLLLLLL LOOOOOOOOOSERS

Filed under: — Princess @ 11:39 pm

One of the things that I love about My job is when I am on the phone with one of you and I hear “may I put you on hold a moment I need to blah, blah, blah". Um like I am going to care if you put Me on hold? Hell no I don’t care, I am still getting paid!!!! After much consideration, I have decided that I like this a lot and have decided to make yet a new listing!!!! This new listing will be on whenever I am sleeping, eating, cooking, shopping, getting My nails and pedis, fucking, showering, whatever!!! The only catch is that I will NOT be speaking with you. How fucking yummy!!!! Call Me while I am doing all My normal Princess activities and pay Me to ignore you. Ultimate humiliation for losers with a little dash of financial domination. Remember, I will NOT be talking with you but you will hear whatever it is that I am doing at that time. Total denial, complete humiliation. Could a loser possibly ask for anything more than for Me to give them the pleasure of completely ignoring their sorry asses? I think not!!!! The listing hasn’t been approved yet by NiteFlirt, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t start calling Me on it because from now on it will be available starting tonight. So here is the call button for it, clicky clicky loooooser


Now if you call normally just through the 800 number let Me make it super easy for you :D 1-800-863-5478 ext. 01442789

I know you crave the ultimate humiliation from your Princess and want to please Me don’t you? Heh, get busy loooooooser.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

More shoes :)

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:58 am

So My lil piggy boi decides to one up sissy boi brittney and buy his Princess a gift certificate on zappos.com this weekend. I searched and searched for the shoes that I wanted to buy with it and I finally ordered them tonight :)
So here they are –

And they will be here on Friday. Such a happy Princess with all Her glorious pink :D

I am a pooped bitch after a busy weekend of taking calls and getting My brains fucked out by My fucktoy last night. Off to la la land for Me. Stay tuned tomorrow for an announcement :D

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

4/1/2006

Apparently brittney can’t follow simple directions

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:10 pm

I wake up this morning to a payment from brittney, “she” clicked “her” wanker button and then left this feedback:

Anything Goes 4/1/2006 JessicaSissyBrittney ***** i hate You so much i want to suck Your dick

I log on here expecting to see some sort of comment and “she” was either too dense or too drunk or too stoned to realize that “she” could leave ONE COMMENT. There isn’t comment, roflmao.

Listen really closely brittney – the brittney wanker button is to leave comments brittney. For all the comments that you have posted lately on both My diaries I expect more out of you since you don’t have enough courage to call Me and just like to rub your little clitty while reading the same posts over and over and over again. So that payment last night didn’t nearly make up for your massive posting of comments.

Get with the program brittney.

Shit piggy boi even bought a gc last night for his Princess and I didn’t even have to tell him to do it. So, who is the better bitch? My piggy of course :D

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

3/31/2006

LISTEN UP sissy bitch!

Filed under: — Princess @ 9:57 pm

Are you quaking in your fucking panties yet brittney? I finally have the time to go look at what comments have been made on My diary and brittney here did 17 comments on a total of two posts here and here. Now listen up brittney and pay attention! First off I got an email in My regular email account from the sissy slut showing Me his belly button of a dick claiming that, that is what “she’s” going to fuck Me with. I don’t touch little dicks, so get over yourself quickly!!!!! Secondly brittney you sit on here rubbing that little clit and not calling Me. That is completely unacceptable! I graciously allowed all of your comments to go through but that is it! Time to make it up to your Princess that you worship so much.

Here is your task :)

I expect you to pay pennance for Me having to fix your comments for one because they were all fucked up to begin with, for sending Me pics of your “belly button” saying you were going to fuck Me with it, and for not calling Me. So here you go brittney boi, I am going to make this super simple for you –

I expect more prezzies! so here is the list boi, get busy NOW!!!
zappos.com gift certificates (send to jessica@tabooprincess.com)

amazon.com gift certificates (send to jessica@tabooprincess.com)

giveanything.com gift certificates (send to jessica@tabooprincess.com)

something off My amazon wishlist

something off My adult toy chest wishlist

Now here is the brittney “i wanna post a comment button", which you will do everytime you want to post a comment. I expect to be paid for your wanking somehow, so do it!

Ok brittney there you go in plain fucking English. Don’t like it then call Me!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

My little piggy

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:37 pm

For a while now I have had My very own little piggy. This piglet knows that he needs to work his piglet ass off and give Me all of his money. At one point the little piglet strayed like most NiteFlirt slut bois, but I knew he would be back. No one can resist My wicked laugh and deviant mind. Run away if you like but mark My words, you will be back begging and pleading with Me to allow you to Make it up to Me.

his last call was no exception. Prior to calling Me he emailed Me begging Me to double My financial domination listing so that he could call Me and make Me a happy Princess. Of course, he didn’t have to twist My arm to do it. I love taking your money fast and hard and making it My money. Nothing makes Me more happy than a little piglet that begs for that type of raping. And his little stump of a dick liked it. See his feedback???!!!

Financial Domination 3/22/2006 ***** PLUNGE OINK RAPE!!!!

Sure it wasn’t a novella like so many bois will do, but it was short and to the point. Good little piggy!!!!

So as a reward to you, I will show you what I bought Myself off of zappos.com with the proceeds from last week’s piggy rape.

Now, My little piggy boi is trying to become My best little piggy. Can he? The jury is out on that one at the moment because there are others trying to do the exact same thing. Maybe you are My next little piggy!
Come to Princess Jessica, it will only hurt a lil. I will be the only One that you think of night and day. Trying to figure out how to get Me more money. I am worth it afterall.
Just click the button and you are on your way to becoming My new benefactor, I dare you ;)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

PS New blog posted HERE AS WELL

3/4/2006

NEW PREZZIE

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:21 pm

brittney is trying to redeem “herself", I got an email today saying that “she” purchased this bitch pillow for me

Hooooooooow appropriate.
Yes I am a BITCH and “she” knows it :)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

2/27/2006

Sissy Boi gone bad

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:36 am

My sissy boi britney never ceases to amaze Me. See Princess took a much needed Saturday off. I am not going to go into what I did last night here to cut down on the wanking ;) but seriously I wake up today to an email from our boi britney. Apparently “she” decided to post to some yahoo group about how superior women are. Well duhhhhhh, this I already know. The only thing that I can figure out is that “she” realized that “she” can’t push Me away and when “she” came to that conclusion, “she” decided to try to call Me when I took a day off. Big fucking surprise, I completely expected this from you britney. Princess is not happy! Wait until I log off for the night or fucking decide you can’t live without Me when I take a night off. Typical wanker if you ask Me. Get with the program britney, fucking call when I am on or spoil Me. I am waiting bitch!

2/15/2006

good money slaves

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:15 pm

I have to admit that it makes Me absolutely wet when My bois start trying to compete for My best boi. Of course there are a lot of ways to do this.
1. Prezzies and gift certificates
2. Clicking the tribute buttons on NiteFlirt and actually paying them
3. Calling My financial domination line on NiteFlirt and staying on more than 10 minutes.
4. Voting for Me on topsites :)

Currently I have three bois in the running for My best boi!!!!

my sissy britney (yes you did a lot of gift certificates but you haven’t called in a while, get your little sissy ass in gear!!! you are so fucking addicted you don’t know what the hell to do)
jessica’s piggy (what a good boi for calling on the financial domination listing yesterday, keep it up, because I want MORE MORE MORE and bravo for voting for your Princess daily!!!!)
slut puppet (it’s been a bit hasn’t it? is My cock straining while you read this? you know how fucking addicted you are to getting it fast and hard!!! make Me wet slut puppet, make Me a happy little Princess, I know you want to and I know My cock is ready for it)

For the rest of the wannabe money slave and piglets out there, you have a lot of catching up to do! These bois know what financial domination is and knows what it takes to be a good money slave. Although I wonder if the wannabes are too scared that I might take it a tad too quickly. Mmmmm that’s how I like it. I am a greedy fucking bitch.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

2/6/2006

NEW RECORDING

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:46 pm

Hello bois and wankers alike. I received a request to do a new recording and it’s already live. It is a requested recording so I will stress that it does sound scripted because it is. Basically the recording is about how I make one of My slaves eat cum for the very first time! As with all requested recordings this one will be kept up for other customers to listen to besides the customer that requested it. To listen to the new recording click the button below:

Just a reminder that I do, do specialized recordings weather it is scripted or just a request where I come up with what is said in the recording. If you would like a specialized recording, just email Me on Nite Flirt with your request. Note that the pricing for specialized recordings is set at $2.26 per minute until the customer that requested it listens to it. At which time the price then goes back down to $2.21 per minute just like all of My other recordings except for the financial domination one of course ;)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/22/2006

e-mail wankers

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:17 pm

It absolutely never ceases to amaze Me on how many fucktards try to be email wankers on Nite Flirt. I just love it when they fuck up and I get the same email twice, like I don’t realize that they are sending it off to a ton of girls. Um wanker, I am not about to respond to your fucking wanker emails. For those of you that are regular customers of mine, you know that I will rarely respond to emails from you either. Why? Because I don’t fucking have to. It’s My rules. If you have a fucking scenario, then call and discuss it. Don’t email it to Me, it just pisses Me off. And recently I have been getting the “I have tried to email this to you several times but have never received a response", then I go to see if they had emailed when they hadn’t before. So wanker who the fuck else have you been emailing the entire damned site. You know I think I have made a massive decision. If you fucking email Me and expect a response, I will be sending pay to views back to your sorry asses. I don’t give out samples by email and I don’t want to fucking “chat” with you on yahoo when I am working. You want to chat, then call. Wanking, unless done on the phone, will NOT be tolerated - So sayeth Princess Jessica.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/21/2006

“Glory Hole” boi

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:11 pm

During the Holiday’s I started receiving calls from a boi that really, really, really wanted to suck a dick. Now he had done extensive dildo training where cocksucking is concerned but he had never been able to find a Domme that was able to push him into doing it. During this time he did a lot to completely piss Me off more than once. As a matter of fact I hung up on him because he hadn’t followed directions in a previous call. I would order him to go to an adult bookstore, when he was away on a business trip, to go suck dick in one of the arcade booths. I have heard now the following excuses: “they are closed Princess” “this one is closed too Princess” “there is too much traffic Princess and I can’t get there before they close” “I am scared Princess but I will go back".
Well, they were all excuses. For as much as he “claims” that he wants to really do it, he never fucking will. On our last call he was in a hotel room and I made him take his dildo in every way imaginable for pissing Me off and not following through with any of the tasks set forth. Little fucker probably wouldn’t know what to do with a real cock in his mouth, although he chokes on his dildo really well, roflmao.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/20/2006

sissy faggot

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:04 pm

I am almost 100% positive that I have mentioned this caller before. Why have I? Because he is so fucking easy to laugh at. I don’t typically mention anyone in either of My diaries unless they entertain Me in some way. What astonishes Me is that this little faggot is always sucking on a dildo when he calls and it took Me at least five calls to figure it out. I just though the little fucker didn’t talk a lot. I can remember the call when it dawned on Me “are you sucking on a dildo faggot?” response: “uh huh", roflmao. Of course it isn’t what I would even consider to be a sucking sound. To Me it sounds like he is fucking chewing on it. This boi needs some serious work on his cocksucking skills. I wish I could make the sound here because it is so fucking funny. The other thing that kills Me is when he calls the first thing he says is “hello this is sissy faggot", then the little fucker will try to say during his call that he really isn’t a faggot and that he wants to get turned on by girls again. Um if you aren’t a sissy faggot then why the fuck do you call yourself that? Total humiliation call and so much fun laughing at him “sucking” on his dildo like a little faggot!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/19/2006

Another cuckold wannabe

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:58 pm

I had to mention this boi because he completely cracks Me up when he calls. This one is already married and he only calls Me when he is either on a business trip or when his wife has had way too much to drink and has passed out for the night. Sometimes I think he encourages her to drink until she DOES pass out so that he can call Me and feed his kinky fetish. The calls are just like every other cuckold call, except for the fact that I get a massive laugh out of his wife being in the other room passed out and nonresponsive. I bet now that he is reading this, since I know he does read it, that he is already conspiring to shove alcohol down her throat this coming weekend so he can call Me ;)

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/18/2006

The return of cuck puppy

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:46 pm

I know I haven’t even mentioned cuck puppy in a loooooooooooong damned time. Well, the little shit pissed Me off a few months ago when he started whinning about all the money he was spending on Nite Flirt. Um, like I give a flying fuck? I don’t want to know about the other chicks you call or what the fuck your calls consist of. I know damned well you are all massive sluts and go prowling around calling all sorts of other girls on Nite Flirt. One thing I do know is that you will always come crawling back to Me begging for forgiveness for trying to stray so stupidly. And cuck puppy is no acception to the rule. The little shit figured out a way to contact Me, even after I blocked him. I am not going to say how the hell he did it because quite frankly if I have blocked your sorry ass, it means FUCK OFF. And if you do try to get back in, you will fucking pay for being a stupid fuck to even get blocked in the first place! There really is nothing new to report in regards to this sorry little cuckold wannabe. he is still on a quest to become a full time cuckold. Will he ever find “the one"? Hell if I know, but he needs to stop running the fuck away whenever it get’s too “hardcore". I swear some of these bois just don’t get it. Either you want it or you don’t. Stop riding the damned fence!
Oh I almost forgot, rofl, he did get up enough balls to go see a real time Domme in his area to get pictures of him taken sucking on a big black dildo dressed as his alter ego “mitzee” ;). I laughed so hard, I cried when I got them. cuck puppy needs some lessons on how to apply makeup. That had to be one of the most entertaining picture set that any of My bois has sent to Me and I have seen a ton of them in the past year.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/13/2006

Addicted bois calling from work

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:26 pm

I had the distinct pleasure of speaking to one of My addicted bois while he was at work. he simply couldn’t help himself, he was on a break and called in to find out if I was on and since I was he connected to Me. It was so fucking funny knowing that he was craving My abuse and not able to do a damned thing about it. Unlike some bois he doesn’t have a job that is conducive to actually playing while at work. So I know he was going nuts and trying so hard to talk normal just in case a coworker came outside while he was on the phone with Me. So, richard My pain slut, you get the gold star of the week for entertaining the hell out of Me. Bravo!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/12/2006

The dutch chastity boi

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:07 pm

Now, I have not played much with chastity but can you say Princess Jessica loves it? It’s a natural progression from tease and denial really. It absolutely makes Me laugh like an evil bitch when I get a tease and denial call and the fuckwits think that I am going to allow them to cum. Do I care if your lil dick shoots? Hell fucking no! It’s not called tease and cum, it’s called tease and denial. I have the control over you lil jerk off boi and you will pay the price for wanking way too much by not cumming. One of My bois has proven to Me that he should be in the pro league of tease and denial bois. It’s so fun to play with him because he gets close to cumming in like six second and I can make him play with it over and over and over again. Then I say nope, no cumming your balls aren’t full enough yet. Without My direction he purchased a CB3000. What a nifty little chastity device and oh so perfect for distance training. Each device comes with a set of numbered plastic locks. In order to take the device off you have to competely demolish the lock. So, if you are smart at it you can easily make sure the boi still has the same lock on. Get the little fuck on webcam to show you. This boi took a picture and then I was going to have him write something very out there on a piece of paper and take a photo of his dick all locked up and the sheet of paper (note that a current newspaper works as well, but this boi is Dutch and I have not one clue as to how to read that language). Once he got locked up the chastity game began. Call Me and hear Me tease you and feel your little dick get hard and that plastic pinching you. Oh what torture, hehehe. Listen to Me say no, no, no you aren’t in long enough and those balls aren’t even close to being full. So, how long did I keep him in? Nope, not gonna tell. Enough with the wanking material. Call Me and find out what a little bitchy Princess I can really be!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

1/11/2006

Money Slavery

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:54 pm

Nothing makes your Princess happier, well except for shoes, than a good money slave. Now, slut puppet is a very good example of that. I have been talking to him for a while now and he started out calling My cheap line. Tease and Denial Princess Jessica style. Cum and you pay the fucking price, lmao. I didn’t think he would ever, ever become a little addicted money boi. But, guess what??? slut puppet now begs to be drained “fuck me hard, deep and fast Princess, pleeeeeease??? more, more, more” Am I going to say no to that? FUCK NO. I just keep raising My price on him, up, Up, UP and make him call back. That is the name of the Princess up the rate game! I have had a few bois over the year that I have been on Nite Flirt that have begged for that and I just fucking love seeing how high I can go. You know their lil dicks get alllll excited when they call back and hear what the rate now is ;).

So, as of right now, slut puppet is My best money boi and My best boi period. Don’t you wish you could be My best boi?
I challenge you to try. Call My financial domination line and beg for wallet raping or go buy Me some gift certificates or prezzies. Only way to try to surpass the addicted slut puppet.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

12/15/2005

THE PRINCESSES HOLIDAY LOSER HOTLINE

Filed under: — Princess @ 7:51 pm

Attention bois!!!! Effective immediately, I will be utilizing the “PRINCESSES HOLIDAY LOSER HOTLINE". What the fuck is that? Simple really, heh. Once I am done with My day, I will keep one line available to take calls weather I am watching TV, entertaining friends or real men and even when I am sleeping. Why am I doing this? I love to take your money fast and hard :) And if I am fucking done with My day, you better give Me a good fucking reason to want to even hear your voice. Tis the season for wallet raping and wallet raping I will goooooooooooooooooo. Pony up money pigs and losers, now is your fucking chance to impress Me :)
Click this button for your Holiday Wallet Rape!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

12/14/2005

PREZZIES!!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:21 pm

Princess is a very happy Girl right now.
So far two bois have been good at spoiling Me during the holidays.
But, it’s not enough. Princess wants more!!!!!

Go to the spoil Me now area of My website or scroll down a little for a gift certificate option with zappos.com.

I know you want to make Me happy just like brittney and michael, now don’t you.

DO IT, DO IT, DO IT….

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

12/13/2005

bois that don’t follow instructions from ME

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:18 pm

By now, you all know how I absolutely loathe bois that don’t follow My directions. I had a boi looking for a strict Princess that wouldn’t allow him to disregard Her wishes when it came to him becoming a little cocksucking bitch boi. I was told by him that his wife would never understand his need to do these things and that she is very vanilla. So, under Princess Jessica’s wing he went. I told him to go to an adult bookstore on a business trip and become the little cocksucker he has always wanted to be. Well, in typical fuckwit fashion he disobeyed Me three times. Three strikes and you are fucking out!! I do not like My time wasted and as such I blocked him. Now here is the written feedback on his last call to Me
“Woe is me. Princess Jessica has blocked me - presumably forever. It will be the happiest day of my life if Princess ever unblocks me. I’ve just started serving her, and her instructions to have me suck cock for her were disobeyed - twice. I am soooo soooo sorry Princess. I will do anything to make it up to you. Tribute, blackmail - I am willing to push my limits thoroughly for you. I got scared - this is a big step for me. Please forgive me. You are the best - experienced, stern, sexy, extremely beautiful and sensual. Please…”
God that entertained Me to no end.
Now boi, here is what is going to happen. I will be unblocking you in order to send you a pay to view mail on Nite Flirt. This pay to view will be paid in order to talk with Me again. I will not accept your calls should you try to sneak in and do one with Me before it’s paid. From now on if you disobey Me, you will be receiving pay to view emails from Me, regardless if it is the first time or fifth time. These are My rules boi, I do not stand for or tolerate those that don’t follow directions.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

12/12/2005

The Blue Ball Special Courtesy of Princess Jessica

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:03 pm

I bet that the title to this post alone made your little dicklet stand straight up! And I am also sure that you are sitting there with a hard little dick wondering what the fuck is the blue ball special. My slut puppet knows, don’t you slut puppet?

Here’s the game. slut puppet calls Me and begs for Me to give it to him good, to not allow him to cum, to make him stroke with his left hand, to fuck him hard (in more ways than one), to specify that he is to cum in his mouth if he is going to cum or he can’t cum at all. Such a greedy little slut. Of course I am a greedy Princess, so I have no problem telling the little slut puppet, once I hear that he has one minute remaining, that he dissapointed Me, that he needs to try harder, that he is NOT allowed to cum and that he has to add money to his account and call Me back. AND if for some reason My dick won’t cooperate and he does cum he has to pay a cum tax. Plus there is yet another little twist. If he disobeys Me three times during the calls, he has to get off his ass and smack his already heavy balls. I FUCKING LOVE IT!!! :)

I got you good this weekend, didn’t I slut puppet? And you are already begging for more.

Addiction bois, is a lovely thing. Especially for Me.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

12/5/2005

HO HO HO…GO BUY ME SOMETHING!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:28 pm

As promised in My previous posts, tis the season to spoil the ever loving fuck out of Me. I perused zappos.com (My absolute favorite place to have My bois purchase gift certificates for Me!!!!). There is absolutely no mistaking how much I fucking love shoes. More shoes bois!!!! That’s what this Princess wants this holiday season. Shoes, shoes and more sexy shoes. Don’t I deserve it? Fuck yes I do. Now, you need to know where to go and buy Me a gift certificate, don’t you? Click on one of the pics or banner below to go spoil Me.


Now, where do you send Me gift certificates? To one of the following email addresses : jessicaluvsphone@yahoo.com or jessica@tabooprincess.com

Don’t dissapoint your Princess.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

The good sissy boi brittney

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:18 pm

Well, well Princess has dug her french manicure nails into a new little sissy bitch! Total addiction are the key words of the day. Not only does “she” practice when Princess is off getting fucked by a REAL MAN alllll weekend long but “she” also realizes how much Princess just loves to get prezzies!!!! Oooooo prezzies. That makes Me get all excited. And luckily for this little sissy bitch, “she” gets it because “she” was smart enough to go get Princess a gift certificate from amazon.com on Friday. Now to go shopping. Hmmmm what does Princess want? hehehehe.

Remember bois, tis the season to spoil the fuck out of Me.

Get busy!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

11/26/2005

Busy Thanksgiving

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:16 pm

I am getting such a fucking giggle about how slutty some of you sluts are. Let’s start with Wednesday.

loserloserloser called twice because I wouldn’t allow him to stop stroking once he came. I know that wanker boi would have called again if wifey hadn’t come home, rofl.

Then there is mikey. My new tease and denial king. Yes he is a king. Why? Because he did three calls back to back on Wednesday night and then again on Thursday night making his dick suffer for Me. So fucking entertaining. I swear the slut will do things on purpose so I would get pissed off and totally deny his little dick from squirting. So mikey, you want to be My good boi don’t you? Call Me, hehe.

The piggy that I mentioned in My last post also called Me. Uh you are broke huh? Then how the hell did you call Me pig?! I laughed so fucking hard while he apologized for twelve minutes for being a slut. I have said it before and I will say it again - Every single one of you are sluts. I know it and you know it. Every single one of you will stray at one time or another. But, this I know you all will be back. Why? Because you will miss My evil laugh and complete bitchiness. And when you come back oh do you pay for it. LMAO!!!!

And please sissy faggot, stop saying you really aren’t a faggot. If you sit around in your panties, sucking on a dick you ARE a little faggot. Pussy won’t even get that little dick hard anymore, lmao.

Even My recordings got hit hard during the Holiday. I can just picture a boi on a cell phone in the bathroom while the family is in the other room listening to Me tell him to jerk it off on his face!!!! LMFAO

On a side not to mongrel slave. Stop emailing Me fuckwit. Call already. I am not about to give you wanking material in your email. Want to jerk your little dick, fucking call moron!!! Or have you run out of money being a little slut too??? haha.

I have a new little sissy boi as well, that sat on My diary and perved on Me for months before he got up enough courage to call Me. To read more about this little slut boi click here.

So now all I have to do is figure out what the fuck I want for the Holidays. It’s the “SPOIL THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PRINCESS” season. Hop to little money pigs and good bois. Click the Spoil Me button at the top of the page. Do it NOW.

Now off to post about My new sissy in the other diary, hehe.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

11/18/2005

The return of the money pig

Filed under: — Princess @ 8:03 pm

ROFL, I always say the addicted will always return to Me and I was right!!! A while ago Princess had a very VERY good little money piggy. I got some nice prezzies from the little oinker boi and some awesome money out of his account. But, like most bois that are into financial domination, I raped him too hard and he ran away with his little dick shoved between his legs. I emailed him and told him he would be back, that he would never run far. I was right of course, haha. I just got an email from him saying he was broke and misses Me. Uh what the fuck do you expect pig a scooby snack for being broke? I have no use for you and suggest that you go out and get another job to start spending it on ME. Run away and get punished for it, lol. I know you read this little piggy and Princess will be posting items for Holiday prezzies. Fetch piggy, FETCH!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

11/16/2005

Hello to My bois!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 10:38 am

One of My favorite things to do here. Saying hello to My good bois!! Things have been soooooooooo hectic around here since I got back from My much needed vacation and like usual, I am having fun taking all of your money!

First though, I have a new recording up on Nite Flirt. It is a requested recording, somewhat similar to the Mistress Jerk Off Party but different. Because it is a requested recording, it will seem somewhat scripted. Can’t help that one when I get a story in My email. But, I know a lot of you will like it!!! Click below to listen and enjoy My evil fucking laugh

Now on to helllloooooooooooos hehe.
richard My pain slut - always so much fun to take out My agressions with My strapon and My hand across his face!

Tim My sexy Aussie - I have missed that sexy voice of yours, yummmmm.

naughty Johnathan - you never cease to amaze Me with your naughtiness.

sissy faggot - let’s face it no matter how much you say you aren’t one, you are you little cock sucker HAHAHA

Mitch - I could make you cum at the drop of a hat ;)

paula the panty girl - OMG, I can still here you squeal like a girl for Me

There are a lot more than that since I have been home and you know how I am horrible about remembering them alllll. Now if you want to read about sandy the real life cuckold go read here.

The next few posts are going to deal with ideas on how to spoil your Princess during the Holidays. You know it’s approaching and you know how much I looooooooove prezzies. So get ready!!!
Speaking of spoiling, uh missy you need to get your coked up ass in gear and call Me, LMAO.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

10/29/2005

Back from vacation

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:33 pm

Good news!!! Your Princess is back from vacation and ready to take all of your calls.

A special hello to all of My bois that called Me while I was on vacation. I wasn’t on a TON but I did go available every once in a while. It’s called vacation after all and I needed a break. Some were able to get a hold of Me and some weren’t. But never fear, Princess Jessica is here!!! lmao

So, to all of you money slaves, regular slaves, sluts, panty bois, sissy bois, cuckolds, small dicked wonders, roleplayers and regular phone sex customers I am baaaaaaaaack. Get out the plastic and let’s talk, lol.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

10/11/2005

Calls on My cell

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:18 am

This Princess has decided it’s time to take a “vacation". Does this mean that I am closing up shop for two weeks? No it sure the hell doesn’t. Starting on Wednesday, I will be on a much needed vacation. However, I WILL be taking calls for all of My boys. The only difference is that I will be on My cellphone instead of home like I usually am. So if you can’t handle Me being on my cellphone then I suggest that you don’t fucking call Me.

I can’t say exactly what My schedule will be but I will be logged on whenever I feel like completely humiliating you and treating you like the little piece of shit that you are.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

10/9/2005

A little reminder

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:18 pm

Oh just a little reminder bois. Princess has two places where She writes in Her diary. If you don’t see yourself mentioned in this one you might want to try HERE.

And remember in order to even be mentioned in either place, you must be entertaining to Me!

ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

10/8/2005

the swedish sissy

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:14 pm

I am laughing My ass off as I do this post. I have two callers from Sweden. One is a sissy and the other is a money slave. But in this post I am going to focus on the sissy.

swedish sissy is massively petrified that I am going to out him to everyone. That I am going to let the whole world know what his nasty desires are. Well here you go swedish sissy, lmao.

Personally I feel that he is a complete sissy wannabe. Why is that? This moron doesn’t own a pair of panties or even a dildo. How the hell can you call yourself a sissy and not have the proper “sissy gear"? How the fuck do you know you are even into that if you don’t go there with it? Please enlighten me because I am fucking confused. If you talk the talk you better fucking walk the walk with Me.

Now swedish sissy, time to go shopping. Don’t fucking disappoint Me!

ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

10/7/2005

sissy sluts

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:09 pm

I have a new sissy slut that has been calling Me lately. In one day little slut boi had to call Me twice. Needless to say he is great entertainment and truly squeals like a girl. I am serious, he squeals like a girl. Talk about funny. How could I not laugh?

There he is in his pink panties, rubbing his little clitty doing a very naughty roleplay and squealing like a girl. How the fuck do you guys do that? I am thinking you must practice an a lot!!!! lolol

Keep the calls coming little slutty bois, Princess is waiting!

ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

9/28/2005

Almost My Birthday

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:46 pm

ATTENTION ALL MONEY SLAVES, MONEY PIGS AND GOOD BOIS!!

Your Princesses Birthday is this Sunday, October 2nd and you all need to get hopping on My wishlists and buy Me prezzies.

I haven’t been on to take calls lately, but that doesn’t mean I won’t be getting closer to My big day. I do have a life loooooooooooser and I have been living it!

So look at the top of the page and click spoil me DO IT NOW and make Me happy :)

Tata for now,
Princess Jessica

9/21/2005

losers hehe

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:52 pm

God I just love how NiteFlirt is crawling with such massive losers. loser, loser, loser is in fact one of such loser. You see he always goes slutting around, trying different girls. I am not stupid and I know he does this and that he will be gone for a while and come crawling right back to me on his knees for even more Princess Jessica humiliation. he loves to hear Me call him a piece of shit loser. Can you blame him really? Fuck knows I can’t, lol. little dicked loser boi is going on a business trip next week, lol, guess who he is going to call while away???!!! Bingo, ME ME ME.
Oh and he is taking along a nasty fucking icky shirt that he purchased off of one of those “buy my crap” websites. Sniff, sniff loser.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

9/20/2005

missy the coked up sissy

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:47 pm

Well, well, well wonders never cease! missy the coked up sissy figured out a way to get “her” Nite Flirt to work again. It has been a month since I had spoken with “her” and as usual “she” was completely amusing to Me. Dressed up and coked up ready to be completely drained and drain “her” I did. I look at money slavery the exact same way that I look at how I like to get fucked. FAST AND HARD. Of course missy will sit there and beg Me to raise My rate and do you honestly think that I am going to say no? Not hardly. The higher My rate goes the more wet it makes Me. Nothing pleases Me more than seeing how much money I can pluck out of “her” account while “she” begs for more.

And of course, “she” begged to be mentioned here. Only good “girls” get mentioned missy and you made Me a happy Princess the other night. But, I want more!! Don’t you want more? Come here you pathetic little coke snorting piggy loser.

Princess is waiting!

8/23/2005

begging for a post

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:57 pm

Sometimes you guys crack Me the fuck up. It’s been a while since I have updated My diary because, as usual, I have been a busy Princess. And I just got an email on NiteFlirt asking when I will post again. Ok jerk of boi, here you gooooooooo, lmao!

I have a new recording on Nite Flirt that you all might like. It’s a jerk off on your face recording. Something that I make little dicked wonders do all the time in live calls and now I did a recording for you all that are skeered of calling Me and getting addicted. Which was requested by the boi that asked Me when I was going to post again here. So go listen!!!

Well let’s see, bringing this all up to date since I haven’t had time to post it will all be in one entry, lmao.

missy the coked up sissy slut has massively fucked up! It seems that “she” can’t get “her” credit cards to work on Nite Flirt in order to call Me. Well, duh!!! I suggest you take your nose out of the pile of coke that you have been sniffing and call customer service for Keen/Nite Flirt to find out why that is happening and beg them to fix it. Not that hard to do, now is it?

cuckpuppy is back, yet again and waiting to be collared. I have found a bull/stud that might be able to help him in his area. Now if this bull would just answer My emails. I am patient up to a point but this bull is trying My patience and making Me a pissy Princess!

I seem to have snagged another couple of bois into My collection of devotees. They are mikey, todd, dave and richard. All submissives and all a tad different than the first. As you all know I am a Sensual Domme, but richard brings out the mean Domme in Me and I always enjoy O/our calls. Such a good boi! todd is My jerk off on your face boi and I do believe that he needs to jerk it off on his face, but only when you call My recording or do a live call or no cummig for you!!!! dave and I played tag by mail for a while and I do believe he was somewhat scared of being snagged into My web of addiction but he did break down one night and actually call Me. And I know you are salivating to do it again, now make sure your fucking phones are charged up? mmmkay??? mikey perved on My recordings for a while and got addicted to those before he called Me. Seems as though I was always busy when he tried to contact Me. What a nasty little slut and so ready for more aren’t you?

Since doing the new recording, little dicked wonders have been coming out of the woodwork! I had one that sent Me massive photos on Nite Flirt of his itty bitty little dick. It is soooooooooo small that I don’t even consider it a dick. As a matter of fact it looks like an outie belly button. And what kills Me even more is that he is proud of it! uh huh chris, be proud of your little thingy *rolls eyes*

dorky wimp called as well. I am beginning to think he should change his name to beavis because he sure fucking laughs like beavis, rofl.

Welcome home to both My Michaels, I have missed you both!

Well, enough wanking material for today! And if I am forgetting someone, give me something to remember you by, lol!

I will be on tonight, so don’t fucking dissapoint Me! Someone has to pay for My new 19″ LCD monitor that I had to buy last week because My other one went out. So bois, pick up that plastic and just do eeeeeeeeet!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

8/5/2005

missy the coked up sissy part II

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:10 pm

LOL! missy is still on a quest to become My most pathetic loser ever. I got a call from “her” this past weekend while “her” mother-in-law was in town visiting HAHA. This little sissy slut wanted to call Me when “her” wife and mother-in-law were out shopping, lol. Well wouldn’t you know “her” bitch of a wife came back because they forgot something and they caught missy all dressed up and snorting coke! So, how did “her” mother-in-law react? missy was promptly told what a freak “she” is by “her” mother-in-law, roflmao. And like usual the coked up freak liked that. I just love raping “her” wallet while “she” gets all coked out and loses all inhibitions. I also know that missy is reading this! Is it making your little dick hard missy? I know you want more. I suggest you email customer service and find out why you can’t put more money in. Just do it loser!!!! I know you want moooooooooooooore. LMAO!!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

8/4/2005

Cuckolds

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:09 pm

Some of My absolute favorite types of calls are cuckold calls. Why? Because I get a tickle out of hearing about women with enough balls to put their little dicked husbands in line and making them into the little cocksucking, cum eating bitches that they were meant to be. And these very unmanly men come running to Me to get some advice and guidence about where exactly they can expect everything to go. Point in case I have a caller that called Me like crazy when all of this started to occur at home and really didn’t know what to expect or how to proceed with serving his wife. We talked a lot about what was going on, what was expected of him and where things would likely go. I had received a call from him a few months ago to thank Me for listening and gave Me an update on how things were progressing with him accepting the fact that he would never fuck his wife again. Then absolutely nothing from him, until this week. Looks like wifey is really dominating everything now and he is as happy as a clam. More at ease with himself and his role in the relationship. It’s nice to get a thank you every once in a while and it was so great to hear how things were going. This cuckie now knows his place - sucking dick and eating cum. As all little dicked wonders should be, lol.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

8/3/2005

Announcement

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:15 pm

I know you all are used to seeing Me do one looooooooooooong post to this thing all the time but I am doing one by one from now on and on a more regular basis. Not everything will be posted here either. Some of it you will be able to find here. I can just see all of you ping ponging back and forth, back and forth!!!

Ta ta for now,
Jessica

Mini Rant About Recordings

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:43 pm

Warning this is a bit of a rant, lol. As you all know I have quite a few recordings on Nite Flirt for those of you that are either missing Me, can’t talk for whatever reason or are too afraid to call Me live. I have like ten recordings right now. What is irriating Me? What irritates Me is that ocassionally I will get some tard that wants to do a live call and expect Me to “recreate” a recording with them live. Well, that just isn’t going to happen! All the recordings were done a while ago and I don’t remember the content on each and every one of them. If it’s the tease & denial recording, then yes I can recreate it but if it is any of the others, I just don’t know what is in them. So, if you are calling those and then calling Me expecting Me to do a live call verbatum of the recording, it just isn’t going to happen! I don’t listen to the recordings every day to remember what the fuck is in them! Why the hell should I? They are recorded listings after all RECORDINGS. If you like them, then listen to the damned things again. Do not expect Me to be the recreator of that specific fantasy because it will not be exactly the same! The same would be listening to the recording over and over again.

Ok, I am done with My rant, lol.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

7/27/2005

cocksuckers

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:44 pm

What a topic huh? Well now that I have been on NiteFlirt for a year, I am beginning to think that there are tons of cocksuckers running around there. I don’t mean that they are assholes, I mean that they actually want to suck dick. I was talking to Princess Mandy one day about this and We both have come to the conclusion that 99% of the male population (in the USA at least) have either sucked cock, gotten their cock sucked at some point in their lives or fantasize about one or the other.

So many times I have answered My phone and heard a caller say “but I am embarassed to tell You". Well yeah I know, you probably want to suck a big dick. And more often than not they fantasize about biiiiiiig black dick. Like I blame them? I love big black dick. Love it, love it, love it!!!! Fucktoy can attest to that one ;)

Here is a little test, lol. David, are you pressing your nose up to the glass here and seeing if maybe I mention you? Let Me know, lmao.

I will be on later tonight to take calls, so come and get Me.

Princess Jessica

PS - Curious if I mentioned you elsewhere? Click here to find out!!!

7/24/2005

Will be on NiteFlirt tommorow for calls

Filed under: — Princess @ 11:24 pm

Helllo bois! Did you miss Me? I know you did, hehe. I have been working My proverbial ass off on My new site and now that it’s up and running correctly I am totally pooped out. So, I am taking a very well deserved night off from taking calls. It’s time to spoil this Princess.
A bubble bath and a good fucking are in order right now. Fucktoy should be over in about an hour to massage Me from head to toe and fuck My brains out. Oh goody! God I need a good ass massage. Why do they make office chairs so damned uncomfortable. My ass hurts like crazy. Oh well in just a bit I will have strong hands kneeding My ass muscles. And don’t you wish it was you worshiping Me? I bet you do, lol. But, remember worshiping is fine, fucking is a no no and unlike you fucktoy gets to fuck Me and fuck Me good.

Well bois, it’s time for My Princess bubble bath and a good fuck.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

Princess Update

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:28 am

I have been working on a super secret project and it is now finally done. Curious bois? then click HERE. Now you can double perv on Me, hehe.

This site is a tad different than this one and I made it Myself. So go look bois, that’s an order from your Princess.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

7/23/2005

sissy sluts

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:14 am

Oh I almost forgot! A comment was written this month on the special post that I did about missy the coked up sissy slut by another sissy read here. Now Princess has yet to speak with this sissy candice and I do believe that “she” needs to throw on “her” sissy girl panties and call Me. Or are you too afraid to candice? I know you read about what I do to missy and how much “she” loves Me for it. Afraid to become addicted to a greedy, bitchy Princess? Uh huh that’s what I thought, so I am daring you to call. Here, I will even make it easy for you and give you My call button, right here in My diary. Just do it candice!

Now be good and don’t dissapoint Me, lol. I suggest that you don’t, just ask loserloserloser what happens when I get dissapointed.

Princess Jessica

Princess and the addict

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:57 am

What a subject “Princess and the addict", it’s making Me giggle. How many are addicted to Me? hmmm let Me count.

I am dealing with two uber morons at the moment. Moron #1, which I will name noooooooo boy, was a completely rude ass the last time he called Me. And for whatever reason he can’t figure out how to email Me to apologize for it. Well noooooooo boy, no calls until you apologize or go pull that shit with someone else because it isn’t going to fly with Me. Moron #2, which I will name wannabe submissve chastity boy, tried to pull the wool over My eyes (I mentioned this moron in a previous post) about his continuing stupidity and lies tried to call Me this week. Suffer idiot because I am not going to accept your calls until you complete your tasks. How hard is it to follow directions? I am a greedy, money hungry Bitch but fuck I am not desparate. wannabe submissive chastity boy needs to learn what it is to be submissive and you have yet to figure it out. Think all you want about how wonderful you are as a sub when it is painfully obvious that you indeed aren’t. I can point you in the direction of good submissives and perhaps you can learn from them.

loserloserloser is one of them. Sure he is a massive slut, but he always pleases Princess. Entertains Me and knows his place. Of course I had to teach him that by completely denying him and not paying one iota of attention to him. So mark My words to the two morons mentioned above, no more mentioning of you two in My diary until you earn My respect again.

coked up sissy slut has been on a role lately. Taking time off work, getting coked out of “her” mind. Being a complete little ATM faggot loser, all for Me. Goody goody gum drops. This slut has sunk to an even new low in “her” addiction by adding other drugs to “her” repetior. Now here is the question that I am sure some of you are asking yourselves “does Princess Jessica care that this sissy is getting totally fucked up on drugs?” (drum roll please) HAHA, I don’t care one little bit, it just makes “her” even more weak and willing to do nasty disgusting things for Me and to even get financially raped harder than before!

Any little money slave reading this better realize that I don’t fuck around when it comes to financial domination. I will find your weakness and use it to My advantage to keep taking more and more money from you. Just like fucking, I like financial domination hard and fast. I scare the crap out of a lot of wannabe money pigs because I don’t play around. Come play with Me and expect a good wallet rape. Wimpy ones are just no fun. Besides there are more things that I need and want so pony up bois.

Special hello time now: Mike (paints lips red for you), Michael (such a good boy), cumwhipper (you are such a blast), Mitch (stroke it for Me, hehe), Johnathon (God you are so NAUGHTY and I know you are reading this, hehe), Jerry, John, Marty (call Me damnit, lol), Tim (My sexy Aussie with that ACCENT), Jim, Shree, Bruce and everyone else I am forgetting, lol.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

7/11/2005

Shoe Fetish

Filed under: — Princess @ 7:41 pm

Ok bois, it’s been a while and I need to feed My fetish. I absolutely looooooooove shoes. And in typical Princess fashion, I only like expensive shoes. Seems like the higher the price the more I want and need them. So be good and click the picture below and buy Me a gift certificate to zappos.com so I can go feed My fetish. You want your Princess to be a happy girl, don’t you? *bats eyelashes and pouts*


Make sure to send all gift certificates to jessica@tabooprincess.com or jessicaluvsphone@yahoo.com

No go and fucking do it. There are massive shoes that I need!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

PS I am taking calls tonight so get out the plastic and call!!!!

7/9/2005

Fucking you over the Princess Way

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:59 pm

First of all, I have figured out how to put links to the right side of My diary. There are links to a couple of friends of Mine, if you would like to go perv on their diaries as well. I have also been kind enough to put up two blogs that belong to insolent little basterd that center on pantyhose/stocking/foot fetish and another for shoe fetishists. Both blogs are very awesome and highly recommened by Me for those of you that are into those fetishes (I can see loserloserloser running over to take a look). Also I have the top lists that I am on in a category as well to make it easier for you to vote for your Princess. So click them and fucking vote every time you come on here to perv at what it is that I have to say and to see if maybe I decided to put your name in here, lol. Vote now and vote often bois, that is a direct order from your Princess!

This is My new motto “Fucking you over the Princess Way". Why is it My new motto? Well, it seems as though Princess has been attracting massive losers that love to be financially raped. Even if that means that I don’t allow them to cum. Do I care if your pathetic little dick is twitching and throbbing and wanting to cum? Not in the slightest. It’s all about Me and it always will be, so get used to it! There is a little contest going on between My money slaves. Who can be My best loser of all, My most pathetic money pig. There are four in the running right now. Two of them are brand spanking new and have pleased Me imensely. Sending payments, calling, sending even more payments. What good little pigs! And the other two have been pigs of Mine for a while. Calling Me, paid emails, perfect Princess pampering! Then I have My best little pig at the moment. So, who is it? missy the coked up sissy! Seems as though missy took off from work on Friday so that “she” could play with “her” Princess all day long. Prancing around “her” house in high acrylic hooker heels, writing ATM on “her” forehead in bright pink lipstick, begging to snort more coke like a pig, crawling on the floor while I take more and more and more money from “her” account!!! “she” knows what a little coked up, pathetic loser “she” is and all I can do is laugh and laugh as I take even moooooooooooore from “her". It was so fucking funny hearing “her” beg in “her” little sissy voice “please Princess, fuck me up, fuck me over, I want to be your best loser". Keep paying for the pleasure of NOT coming while I laugh at your ass missy and you will be crowned My best loser of all!!!!!!!!!!!!

loserloserloser continues to be a good boy. Absolutely amazing! This stupid shit has sunk to an all new level of loserdom. I got a call one night after he had already called earlier. Well, triple l was in bed with his wife sleeping next to him, holding the phone up to his ear and getting completely verbally humiliated by Me. It was so fucking funny because he couldn’t hardly speak. An all time new low for him and then he did it again the next night! he had been watching a “Girls Gone Wild” infomercial on late night TV prior to climbing into bed and calling Me. What fun teasing him about purchasing the video, watching it and licking the TV screen when the girls put their arms up in the air!!! I know he would do it because he is such a worthless, disgusting piece of shit. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onto hellos — mongrel slave, loserloserloser, missy the coked up sissy, coked up money slave, paul, doug, michelle, Mike, Marty, Mitch, Bruce, Scott, John, Johnathon, Michael, Steve, Max, Kevin and all the others that I am totally spacing out on, lol.

It’s only Saturday bois, so there is a lot more of the weekend ahead to “Fuck you over the Princess way” so give into your addiction and call Me!!!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

6/29/2005

Fun with a Money Slave

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:12 pm

My God I have had some massive fun the past few days with one money slave in particular. So, who am I finacially raping right now? hehe, missy the coked up sissy. I got an email on Nite Flirt on Friday from “her” asking if I would like to fuck “her” over while I fuck “her” up. Can you say “fuck yes"? Once wifey was in bed “she” was on the phone with Me paying and begging to snort line after line like a pathetic piggy while I continued to raise My financial domination rate every time “her” pathetic ass hung up. I got some nice money out of “her” and figured that “she” would be away from doing calls for a bit. Well, I was dead fucking wrong. I got an email from “her” again last night, but by the time “she” called Me “she” had already snorted all of the coke and had moved on to alcohol. It was even more pathetic and funny getting “her” shit faced drunk and make “her” beg to suck the neck of a vodka bottle like a dick. I am still laughing My ass off at that one! Raped “her” nice and hard I did, hehe. Oh and missy, Princess wants mooooooooore. What Princess wants, Princess gets!!!!

I did get My coffee pot the day after I posted that I got one in My diary. I LOVE IT. Thank you again Michael for buying it for Me, such a good boi and what a wonderful surprise!

I have been getting some calls lately from a newly feminized, emasculated sissy that is now the sextoy of “her” wife and “her” wifes lover. I have been helping “her” understand what is expected of “her” now that everything has occured and have had a great time discussing the dynamics of this new relationship and what “her” role is in all of this.

On the cuckpuppy front, it looks as though he might have found someone to collar him. Only time will tell on that one. I am crossing My fingers that he doesn’t somehow fuck it up.

A specific asshole loser that I had blocked figured out a way to call Me. Lame excuses were given, that I totally don’t buy into, about why he became so stupid after calling Me all the time. I gave him three tasks, of which he has only done one of. So, if he expects Me to accept his call it won’t happen until these other two tasks are completed to show Me that he isn’t full of shit.

I have been really humiliating loserloserloser lately. What fun! Making him call me in each room of his house, so that every single room he goes into he will hear My voice telling him what a disgusting piece of shit he really is. I have determined that he has the honor of being My verbal punching bag!!! Soooooooo much fun, haha.

Special hello’s to Mitch, Lek, Marty, Michael, Sandy, Bruce and everyone else that I have completely forgotten. I am a Princess, if you want to be mentioned in My diary, give Me something to remember you by.

I will be on tonight to fuck you over and to play. So call Me!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

6/20/2005

Computer Issues

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:55 am

Yes, I am back after a tough go around with some computer issues. The whole damned thing crashed on Me and I had to do a complete system recovery back to factory settings. I so need to get a new computer that has more RAM and a better processor. So which piggy is going to step forward and buy Me one? Huh? Come on now, lol…

The updates to the site are now done. The gallery almost completely changed and I had My webmistress put up the 800 number for Nite Flirt and the extension numbers for My listings. I know that the pics on here now are rather different than before, but this was My decision in light of the new revisions to the 2257 laws that govern pornographic websites.

I have also purchased a new domain and will be doing the design for that site Myself, once I get the programs I need to build it back on this blasted computer. So, you will be hearing more and more about that as time goes on and I am in the process of building it.

I have been busy as usual doing My Princess thing. Shopping, hair, nails, massages, you know PRINCESS PAMPERING. Which is My absolute favorite thing to do outside of raping a money slave or getting prezzies.

Speaking of which, I just noticed that someone purchased the coffee pot that I wanted off My Amazon whishlist. I have not a clue as to which piggy decided to keep Princess happy with a new coffee pot. How ironic because I just got a gift certificate from a gourmet coffee website and that should be showing up tomorrow. I know it wasn’t from the same little piggy or he would have said something, or hmmm maybe not! Guess I will find out when amazon decides to send the damned thing.

So many of you have been calling Me lately, it’s rather hard to point every single one of you out. And the certain someone that was begging Me to put him in here once again isn’t going in until he has spent a specific amount of money with Me again. Didn’t happen this weekend, I am sorry to say, so no mention of you and your escapades until you give Me even more.

Amazing how many beg to be in here, makes Me laugh. The ones that beg probably wank to it every chance they get. Well, wank away you know who cause I am not even close to being done with financially devastating you yet!

That’s all for now.

Call Me bois, you know you want to, you know you have to. I am waiting.

Princess Jessica

5/27/2005

A NOTE TO BRYAN OOPS I MEAN BRAD

Filed under: — Princess @ 9:30 pm

So why is My title all in caps? Well I just got a whole ONE MINUTE CALL from a little dicked wonder that had to correct ME on what his name is since I said the wrong name in My diary twice.

Here’s news for you Bryan, oh fuck I mean Brad.

As soon as I mentioned your name in My diary the first fucking time, you stopped calling Me. How the fuck am I supposed to remember your fucking name? Kind of fucking hard to remember.

So, a warning to all. Either you better have a REALLY BIG DICK or call Me on a more regular basis in order for Me to remember you.

Fuck I am pissed off now. Why waste My time, you piece of shit?

Princess Jessica

5/25/2005

Allergies Galore!!!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:10 am

I am sure that you all have been wondering, where I had run off to since I haven’t been logged on to take calls. I needed a little bit of Me time so I took a few days off. Then when I come back all refreshed, wham My damned allergies kick in and and kick Me in the butt big time. I just don’t like doing calls all doped up on sudafed and having to blow My nose every three seconds.

I am having Nicole update the site. A law was just recently revised, so some changes are going to occur. Some may not like it, but I have to do it to be in compliance with the revised federal law. So since that has to happen, I thought I might as well do even more stuff.

Well I am off to bed, dreaming of ways to devestate piglets.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica

5/20/2005

Official Money Slave Weekend

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:15 pm

Summer has arrived in California and damn do I love the sunshine!!!! As you all know I do have light skin, so it isn’t like I am laying out trying to tan Myself and ultimately put Myself at risk of getting skin cancer. But I do venture outdoors to soak up the sunlight, but with protection.

I am not sure that any of you are aware of this, however Nite Flirt has been pretty messed up lately. Calls dropping, not coming through, bad connections, showing busy when I am not, customer notes going poof! A side note about customer notes - you will have to remind Me what it is that you are into because I can’t fucking see them in My customer’s accounts. Well, don’t stop trying to call damnit!!! I am on bois and ready to take you down whatever road it is that W/we are going to go down. Financial ruin, forced cocksucking, strapon play, tease and denial, cuckoldry, or for those that are special to Me regular phone sex.

Calls have been rather entertaining, even with the glitches. I have a new cuckold that called confused about what was occuring between his wife and him. Well rest assured I set him straight and he was amazed about what exactly was going to occur. Then he had to call Me back and affirm that every single thing that I said was going to happen, did happen and then some. Told you so! hehe.

Onto cuckpuppy *sighs*. Things were going along at full steam and it is as though he expects things to happen right away. Finding a fit with a Mistress or a Cuckoldress takes time and effort. I have been so patient with him in regards to his floundering and going back and forth on wanting to do it and then getting scared. It is frustrating to Me though because I am used to subs that follow right behind Me and trust that I will do whatever it is that I feel they should do, without question and without pushing Me back. This boi needs chastity and in a massively BAD way. As far as I know he has run away yet again. Makes Me wonder if in fact a Mistress or Cuckoldress came along to collar him if he would actually do it or run with his puppy tail tucked between his legs in the opposite direction.

I have a fairly new caller that is into Me “bewitching” him. Fascinating and God he goes right under with Me so quickly. I don’t pretend that I am super knowledgeable about erotic hypnosis, but those of you that have called Me know that My voice in and of itself is highly intoxicating and very addictive.

My piggy aka Jessica’s piggy has been a good boi and will always be My good boi. Calling regularly on My piggy line. I would have to say that he is My most consistant and best piggy right now. So, do I have more piggies? Well of course I do, lol. But, this one piggy in particular is much better about calling on a continual basis which is why he currently get’s My best piggy award. And it doesn’t hurt that he spoils Me with prezzies either, hehe.

Well, I have decided to make this weekend the official Princess Jessica Money Slave Weekend! Get out your wallets all of you piggies, it’s time to make your monthly donation to Princess! It will only hurt a little, I promise (yeah right, hehe). There are some things that Princess wants and by God you are going to provide them for Me, aren’t you???? So get down on your knees, whip out the plastic, and call NOW. I know you want to :)

Special hello’s to Michael, Mike, Mitch, Bruce, Shree, Mark, Brad, Tony, Marty (where have you been, naughty boi?), Steve, Johnathon (I miss you), John, Larry, Sandy, Jessica’s piggy and everyone else that I am missing, lol.

I will be on tonight, till then ta ta.

Princess Jessica

5/11/2005

Gifts, gifts, gifts

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:52 am

Hello to all My fans! hehe (and yes I know you are out there)

I did get the handbag that I noted that I wanted down below from My very own little piggy boi. I LOVE IT. Italian and leather, oh my. Such a good boi. Don’t you feel honored piggy to be in My diary? Well fuck you should. I am getting all of his nasty, naughty little secrets out of him and am going to use them against him, hehe.

There are a few other things that I would love off of that site and I will list them hopefully sometime today as well.

I have been massively neglecting updating My diary and My yahoo group lately. But fuck, I have a life! Unlike some of you, lmfao.

Seems like the little gift piggy fairy has bestowed some mojo on Me or something because not only did Jessica’s little piggy buy Me a handbag, another new boi bought a shitload of stuff off of My Adult Toychest wishlist. Oooooo, I can’t wait. I just now have to find a website that sells leather pants because he wants to buy Me some, hehe. Mmmmm, I love the smell of leather, yummy.

Speaking of money, missy the coked up sissy came out last week to play. Wifey was away so missy got to play, and oh did W/we play. Fun!

And I am sure that some of you are asking, what about cuckpuppy? Well he’s being a good boi and trying so hard to be patient while I find him a Mistress to serve. I am picky you know!?

Special hello’s to Jonathon, Mike, Michael, Larry, Gary, Jessica’s little piggy, Art, Max, Mitch, Rich, Jeff (not you fucker a different Jeff and I know you are still perving on My diary), Jack, Steve, Marty, Sal, and many many more.

So come out bois and let’s play!

Princess Jessica

5/6/2005

NEW TOP LIST = VOTE PIGGIES

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:42 pm

Click her to vote for Princess Jessica, like good bois!

4/28/2005

Puppies, sluts and others OH MY

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:15 am

As you all have noticed, I haven’t posted much since the stupid gift pig decided to piss Me off. Acutally I have been rather busy. What a crazy month!!! Where some have pissed Me off, others have made Me a happy Princess.

A little insight into Princess Jessica’s private life - Right now My kitten is becoming a cat. Yep she’s in heat and driving Me up the damned wall!!!! Off to the vet she goes when this is all over with because there is no way in damned hell I am going to tolerate this yowling more than once!

The shoes that I listed below were purchased for Me by what I thought was a good gift boi. Well he was and then I don’t know what happened. I am chalking it up to the fact that he got addicted and then vendictive. Amazes Me on how some will try to take it out on a Princess when they become completely and totally addicted. Hey, I am just being Me. LMAO!!!! And I do warn every single person that decides to call Me, I AM VERY FUCKING ADDICTIVE AND CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. I know you all love it, hehehe.

So, now that those shoes have been purchased, I need to post some others plus that handbag. Come on, someone cough it over. I LOVE PINK!!!!!!!!!

Princess Mandy, tomBoy Princess and I have been having fun with a special puppy. What a slut he turned out to be and so much fun!!! We get him to perform puppy tricks for Us on cam while he keeps doing pay to views. Oh what fun it is to tag team a slaves ass!

The second puppy, is of course cuckpuppy :)
OMG, I love hearing him whine and get all scared about the cuckold lifestyle. But he wants it, he needs it, he can’t even get it up without thinking about it!!!! And there is not a fucking thing he can do about it because he can’t back out this time no matter how much he begs and pleads.

Ooooo, coked up sissy came back. This time he locked himself in the bathroom so the bitch couldn’t interrupt him being a naughty sissy bitch. Snort after snort *giggles*

BRAD needs to get his little slave but back in gear. Oh where oh where is the little slave boi, oh where oh where have you been????

Special hellos to Michael, Mike, Mitch, Steve, Lek, CW, Johnathon *muah*, puppy, missy, Max (God you are a quick one! hehehe), Jessicas piggy (such a good boi), Jack, welcome back nancy ;) and I know I am missing so many others (like normal).

I need to make a list damnit and it just doesn’t seem to ever get done!

Come out to play and spoil Meeeeeeeeeee!

Princess Jessica

4/20/2005

stupid gift pig

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:13 am

This post is specifically to warn those that think they are going to serve Me by purchasing things off of My wishlist and then try to scam Me. Do NOT piss Me off!!!! Like this one did. Buh bye you dumb fuck!

By the way the two YAHOO messenger names that I know this fuck uses are worthless_young_camslave and heartlessmasterfordumbslave. The second name made Me laugh My ass off, but he had to keep up his charade that someone “hacked” into his amazon account! Most likely he has even more names than that. So for any other Dommes reading this, be on the lookout for an overspending fuckwit from Kansas ROFL.

5/23/05 NOTE ALL PICTURES THAT WERE UP OF DINGUS HAD TO BE PULLED BECAUSE OF THE NEW 2257 LAWS. AT LEAST NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR BODY PARTS BEING UP ON THE INTERNET ANYMORE.

Now, to all of My good bois the playing field is completely open. Who, oh who is going to be My best gift piggy? Cause this little dick sure isn’t one of them. So here I am exposing the wannabe. Who’s going to step up to the plate and be My good boi?

Make your Princess happy cause right now I am one pissed off bitch!

Princess Jessica

4/15/2005

Attention Money Slaves

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:31 am

I totally blame Mandy on this one but I want shoes and purses now! And guess what bois? They will do gift certificates, so here is what I want and the prices :)

These shoes are $105.95 :)

This purse is $139.95 :)

I want them BOTH, so wannabe money pigs click on the pic and buy Me a gift certificate for them! I want them BADLY. Send the gift certificate to jessica@tabooprincess.com

I am waiting :)

SPOIL ME DAMINT

Jessica

4/13/2005

Coked up sissy slut

Filed under: — Princess @ 8:15 pm

Well, I was going to do another posting last night about the coked up sissy slut but I got sooooooooo busy on the phone that it just didn’t happen. I love it when My phone rings like that!

About two Friday’s ago My little coked up sissy slut came out to play. he is married and all that and it is massively difficult for him to play the way that he prefers. Only time that he is able to play properly is when he plays “hooky” from work and he has done that before with Me. The awesome thing about this particular slut is that he is also an ATM for Princess. Anyhow, this particular Friday he had purchased a lot of coke and he was all geared up to “transform” into his sissy self and get wasted while I drained his account all night long. W/we had played for a while and I had him doing some pretty nasty shit and then came the time for him to beg Me to up my financial domination listing so I could rape him even harder. So, I did and I was waiting for him to call back. About an hour later I get a frantic call on My financial domination line from him “the bitch caught me Princess". OMG, I couldn’t stop laughing. The wife walked into the spare bathroom at three in the morning to see her husband dressed up in women’s clothing, a line of coke around the toilet rim, and his cell phone in his hand waiting to call Me back. Needless to say they both got into a huge argument and he left. Of course he had to call Me to tell Me what happened.

Rest assured he will be back. Addicted little sissy slut in more ways than one.

I know you all got a giggle out of this because I sure the fuck did!

Princess Jessica

4/12/2005

Money Slaves and other freaks

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:25 pm

I can’t tell you all how many people sit here and perv on My diary. It absolutely amazes Me when I get a call and it is admitted that not only do they perv on it but they want to actually be in it :)

Oh the glory of being in My diary, hehehe.

So who wants to be in it?
BRAD (stop thinking you can get girls cause it isn’t going to happen, ROFL)
micropenis (you better be doing your task bob!)
locked up puppet (going to run away from Me again?)
Jessicas piggy (such a good boi onking for Me while you fuck yourself silly and I take all the money out of your account)
Max (W/we were having so much fun the other night, what the fuck happened?)
and probably a bunch of others ;)

Why do they want to be in it you might ask? To feel special and of course to be humiliated in “public” (so to speak). I know that not only guys perv on this but girls read it too, hehehe.

Amazing that the ones mentioned above all have little dicks. Well maybe not as little as micropenis, but little none the less, lmao! So bois, does it make your little dickies hard? I bet it does.

One of the other things that I absolutely love to do is look at what people are searching in search engines to find My site. It cracks Me the fuck up to see what people type in. Shit, someone searched for “lil boocess” and the only person that even calls Me boocess is cumwhipper so I don’t know where that one came from, lol!

Speaking of cumwhipper, W/we had a fun call the other night didn’t W/we? ;)

So many pervs, so little time.

loserloserloser came back and for once he lasted more than 15 minutes. Good boi!

But as you know the thing that makes Me the wettest is money slaves, money pigs and ATM boys. LOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT. Fuck I am getting hot just thinking about the money now :)

Don’t think for one second that all I want is money slaves (well yeah I do) but I get off on so many different things and those of you that have called and submitted to Me already know this. Cuckolds, sissy boys, panty boys, tease & denial, forced bi, feminization, cock torture and even *gasps* regular phone fucking (you have to be a real man to do that, a real man like Michael ;) )….I LIKE IT ALL.

Entertain Me bois, you know I am fucking worth it ;)

Hellos to others:
Mitch (such a sweetie)
Johnathan (you naughty boy)
Tim (my Aussie hottie)
cumwhipper (demented one)
art (since I have not a clue as to how to spell your name)
chris (little sissy)
sissy michelle
and God how can I forget wanker!

I know, I know I am always forgetting someone. I need to start writing a damned list!

Princess Jessica

PS I will be writing later tonight about coked up sissy, you all are going to fucking love this one, LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/6/2005

Money slaves and slaves in general

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:06 pm

Hola bois!

I must say that I am pretty damned impressed by the response to My YAHOO group. But, I do know more of you perv on My diary and still haven’t signed up yet. I took the time to put in links to some interesting places on the web ;) and a special will be happening this month for members.

Anyhow, onto other things :)

First off, I have another little dicked boi to add onto My worshipers. Helloooooooo Brad. I am still waiting for your first asignment! Brad doesn’t have much luck with women, but then again he is of little stature in the dick endowment department *giggles*

Speaking of little dicked wonders, micropenis is back and very apologetic for being suck a stupid fucktard. For having such a little non existant micro dick, he was getting too “big” for his britches.

loserloserloser keeps apologizing for being a stupid fuckwad as well but all he does is email and NOT call. Do you think I am going to give you free attention? FUCK NO, you know what you have to do dumb ass!

Finally, the ball is rolling with cuckpuppy. I was waiting for him to go get pictures done with a Domme in his area as “insurance” that he wouldn’t run away after I started actively searching for a Cuckoldress. Well, he still was unable to locate someone in his area to do the pics, so he did them himself :) I laughed so hard I was choking. So now there are ads all over the damned internet for him. Surprisingly, or not so, I received a response from a woman yesterday and it had only been 24 hrs. since the ads went up all over the place. Is she the one? Don’t know yet, but time will tell.

Onto the topic of Money Slaves. As you have noticed I have not posted how much money piggy boi has spent on My wishlist. Why? Because I still haven’t received anything from Amazon.com. So either he was full of shit or Amazon.com is being slower than fuck, which does happen. I had a boi that bought twelve items off My wishlist in February and got five of them rather quickly and then nothing for a month. Then five more things showed up and now I am waiting for the last two items from that one. Stupid Amazon is pissing Me the fuck off. Watch everything show up on the same day. Wouldn’t that be funny? So, when and if it does happen you will all know.

Special hellos to sissy faggot, Mike, Michael, John, John, John (are you all named Michael or John?! rofl) Max, Mitch, Jerry, Charles, Gabe, Guy, Art, Steve, Matt, Jason, Carl, Al and many more.

Now be good and sign up for My YAHOO group and also scroll down and vote for Me on the topsites ;)

Princess Jessica

3/31/2005

Sick, sick, sick

Filed under: — Princess @ 10:50 am

Hello to everyone that pervs on My diary!

Well where has She been you might ask? I caught a fucking cold and am not a happy camper about it. I sound like snuffleupagus! So, instead of pushing Myself and getting worse, I took yesterday off to get some rest. I don’t know as of yet if I will be taking calls tonight or not.

A few of you have subscribed to My YAHOO group and I thank you for that. Come on now, I know more of you perv on My diary. Don’t be shy and sign up! The member’s list can only be seen by Me, so it is private and you won’t be getting a bunch of invites to join other chick’s groups. What exactly is in My group and why should you sign up? On a monthly basis I will be changing the pictures in the picture file for My members. Naughty pics, hehehehe. There is also a links section with friends sites, free porn and other naughty things. I will also be offering specials for group members only on a monthly basis. So come on and sign up NOW, that’s an order from your Princess.




Click to join tabooprincessjessica

Kisses,
Jessica

3/22/2005

New Yahoo Group

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:00 pm

Good Afternoon bois!
I have been a busy beaver!!! With as much rain as there is here right now I might have to build a damn, hehehe. A damn damn. Ok now I have to watch Vegas Vacation, lmfao!!!

First of all the person using My graphics pulled them off of their site. Oh happy, happy, joy, joy!!! They haven’t apologized but oh well, at least it is off of there.

I also spent some time today and made a yahoo e-group for you guys. So you better sign up or I am going to be a pissed off Princess. The group is just to chit chat and for Me to offer specials (if I choose to) and updates, much like My diary. The members list will be private of course ;) So go sign up NOW




Click to join tabooprincessjessica

Now hellos to some good bois:
Jim
John
Johnathon
LOSERo1 (hehehe)
Bill
Adam
Rick
Jeff
Kevin
Mike
Michael
Cumwhipper
and everyone else I am forgetting ;)

That’s it for now. I will be on a bit later, so cum and get Me.

Jessica

3/21/2005

Rant….

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:18 pm

Why do certain people have to stoop so low as to steal from others websites? In the past month I know of two girls who had not only their entire listings on Nite Flirt copied but their entire websites as well.

It was brought to My attention today that someone has done a massive no no and has stolen My graphics and is claiming to be Taboo Princess. There is only one TABOO PRINCESS and that is ME. Copying My graphics and throwing it on your site isn’t going to change that fact. No matter how bad you wish you were Me.

Here is a little note from Me to the copycats/bandwidth stealing /picture stealing and text stealing copycats!. COPY CATS SUCK!

Something you should know, which I bet you already do. If you think about stealing ANYTHING from My site you should think again. You are trying to run a site like Mine it’s only a matter of time before a friend, sub, customer, member, surfer, or fan notifies Me that you “copycat” have stolen from My site. You “copycat” seem to think that you never will be caught…Here is news for you..THEY ALWAYS get caught! I can’t count how many times people have stolen from My websites and listings. I always get a good laugh out of the fools who try to change the wording around to make it look as if they did not steal. Just because you “copycat” have an IQ of 59 does not mean the rest of us do. So if I do find a site or someone reports it back to Me that in fact you have stolen from Me, You get a nice “COPYCAT” page all to yourself with your name on it, then I will contact your hosting company. If you still do not remove it then I will contact My lawyer who will in turn contact you. Seems pretty simple don’t you think? KEEP READING!

Please do not use the following excuses when you are busted for stealing my work.

#1 Your webmaster built your site you had no idea (oh please how many times have we all heard that one?)

#2 I had no idea it was illegal to take trademark or copyright work(yes you did)

#3 “I’m only using key words and phrases like you” Sorry but stealing entire pages and changing a few words is still plagerism dork!

#4 you cant stop me I can steal if I want( I refer you back to the top hah)

#5 Why do you care?” Because unlike you I work hard it’s MY work not your work.

#6 It’s not copyrighted” Oh yes it is!

SO THINK BEFORE YOU STEAL FROM OTHERS!

If this bitch or asshole is reading this post, you have exactly 24 hours to take it the fuck off of your website NOW! Or Iwill contact your hosting company tomorrow. Snap to and do the right thing. Course had you done the right thing to begin with, there would be no need for this to be said. All images and graphics are copyrighted on My site.

…End of Rant

Jessica THE ONE AND ONLY TABOO PRINCESS

3/16/2005

Hellos finally hehehe

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:13 pm

Finally the hellos as I promised!
Sissy Faggot
Steve
John the Roleplay King
Mitch
Scott
Jeff
Mike
Mike
Michael
slaveboy mike
John
Tony
Jason
Jack
Paul
the UK callers
recorded listing callers
fat ATM piggy
bobthewimp

Onto other things. fat ATM piggy has been going nuts on My wishlist and is now the top money slave. Only thing is that I have yet to receive any of the items, so until they start to show up he isn’t really at the top yet. But it has been fun and entertaining to make him wrap his little dick in duct tape, color his balls blue, write My name on the top of his dick, make him spoil his orgasms, and last but not least order him to buy a blow up sheep doll to perform on cam for Me and fucktoy and some of my Domme girlfriends :)

loserloserloser still hasn’t come through for “his Princess", yeah Me and how many others slut!

bobthewimp aka micropenis has been begging the hell out of Me to put more information about him in My diary. Well I found out last night that his little penis is already immortalized on someone elses website. So I have no desire to put more stuff on here. I have better things to talk about besides your little itty bitty penis bob.

Cuckolds for example. My best roleplayer is into cuckold calls and has these really intricate roleplays and I absolutely love our calls. They are so hot and kinky. Thank you John.

The other best roleplayer that I have, I have no fucking clue how to spell his name but I can say it, so I am just going to call him Art. He wanted to do this very, very naughty stripclub fantasy. Damn it was hot.

Special hellos to Mitch and Steve. Steve you are one perverted guy and Mitch you are a sweetheart and yes perverted too.

Besides sissy faggot, I haven’t been getting too many sissy calls lately. Seems like it is all a bunch of cocksucking cuckolds. Not that I mind though, I love My little cocksucking bitches, lol. But every once in a while I love making a little dicked sissy squirt in his frilly panties. Guess I will have to check My calendar to see when the next full moon is. It seems like the sissys only come out during a full moon, lol.

I will be on a little later bois, I have to get My cute little butt to the grocery store.

But, hit Me up later. I am ready for phone sex, cuckolds, panty boys, sissies, forced cock sucking, strapon play, forced bi, roleplaying, money slaves. Name it and I am there ;)

Jessica

3/12/2005

money slave contest

Filed under: — Princess @ 5:58 am

Hello bois,

As usual, I have been a very busy Princess. bobthewimp aka micropenis is trying to get in My good graces after his massive fuck up and so is loserloserloser. Ha, let’s see if I ever forgive them.

If you remember in my last posting, I said that I was having a contest for My best money pig. Well we have a winner (or at least one in the lead). So, gold stars to fat atm piggy. Such a good boi and so fucking easy to manipulate!!! I would put in here how much he has purchased off My wishlist, but I have informed him that he needs to not worry about the money he is spending. So, the last thing that I am going to do is post how much. I will in a week or so though. But know this, he is the most pathetic money slave I have EVER encountered and can give lessons to those that are wannabe money slaves. So keep a look out on the total in a week or so because I am going to get even more out of him, just watch Me!

For those that would like to compete with fat atm piggy,

It’s freaking late and I need My pillow, so I will do My hellos to special bois tomorrow.

Kisses,
Jessica

3/8/2005

Got massively fucked

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:46 pm

As you all know, I have been off for a couple of days. I took some time off and went out of town with a new stud muffin. Boy oh boy did I have fun. Got fucked so hard and soooooooo good that I am going to be sore for a few days for sure.

We got soooooooo wild that it ruined the dress that My slaveboi bought Me off of My wishlist. Pitty too since I really liked that dress, but sooooo fucking worth it.

Well I am back in town bois and ready to make you even more addicted to Me. Come and get Me *giggles*

Jessica

3/6/2005

Been a while, I’ve been busy!

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:00 am

Be good boys and vote for me here




and here :)


Now as far as what has been going on. Well micropenis fucked up and has run away from Me. Big surprise. The little fucker is probably wanking to the posts in My diary instead of calling Me. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

loser, loser, loser is on My shit list for being a dumb fuck. Oh wait, he always is so what the fuck is new about that? I will make damned sure that you will make it up to Me!

Did I mention, I love money slaves and ATM bois?! There was one that claimed that my listing doesn’t properly describe how good I am at pushing his ATM buttons, hehehe, but I find that odd since I get a lot of financial domination calls. Hmmmm.

One person made My entire weekend on Friday night, Missy the Prissy Sissy!!! “she” did some loooooooooong calls with Me while getting coked up. So what did I make “her” do?! Snort line after line off the toilet rim, lick the rim and then dunk “her” head. Oh what fun!!! *giggles*

A word of caution to the sissy bytch that I have pictures of. Pay up bytch or those certain pics will end up on My site. I know you saw micropenis up and I can do the same thing with you!!!

Please note: anyone that send’s Me pictures willingly gives up their right to them and they become My property, to use in any way that I see fit!

Special hello’s to Mitch, Michael, Michael, Scott, Derrick, Jay, Jeff, John, John, Jason, LOSER (I have pics of you too while you were on webcam, hehehe), Shawn, Troy (God I love that name!), Bruce, Dave and Marty. I know, I know I am probably forgetting someone because I always do. Not intentionally though!

I am going to challenge all the money slaves out there to a contest to be My top slave. Go purchase items off of My wishlist, call My financial domination listing. Impress Me and you will be rewarded.

Ok now, cum and get Me bois. I am wet and ready to pluck the money out of your wallets, lmao!!!!

Jessica

2/14/2005

hehehehehe

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:19 am

Ok, I thought this was fucking hilarious so I am going to post it. Just for bobthewimp and little dicks everywhere!
30 Things to Say to Little Dicked Men :)

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird’.

Onto bobthewimp :)
The pictures below used to be posted on his refrigerator for all to see. The exgirlfriend had a friend of hers take them.
5/24/05 NOTE PICTURES HAD TO BE REMOVED DUE TO THE NEW 2257 LAWS.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! The exgirlfriend also locked his micropenis and balls up in chastity and didn’t allow him to orgasm for two years!!! TWO YEARS :)
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Lastly, I wanted to say welcome back Mitch. Missed you and hugssssssssss.

Kisses to all (except for the clit, I mean micropenis),
Jessica

2/12/2005

Finally Time to Post

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:04 pm

Like usual, I have been a busy Princess. I did a few new recordings for you bois and you need to go listen to them NOW! I didn’t do them just to do them you know? LMAO

I was supposed to go on vacation last week for a few days, but it fell through. Oh well, when it does finally happen I will post it here and on my Nite Flirt pages.

What the fuck has been up with the panty sniffer/lickers and all these guys that wanna suck biiiiiiiig black dick. That is all the kind of calls I have been gettting lately. Or it sure as fuck feels like it. Hmmm, then again I can see why you guys love big black dick because I sure the hell do. Speaking of black dick, fucktoy and I have been going at it massively. Can’t help it, I am completely addicted to that nine inch piece of man meat, YUMMY!!!!

Now, onto callers. Hellos to Michael, Mike, John, John, John, Scott, Lek, Jack, Jason, Marty, loserloserloser, MASSIVE LOSER (I took pics of you on your cam LMFAO).

To point out a few specifically.
I do this because I feel the need to expose them for being the losers that they really are.

First of all is Max. Max is happily married and has a couple of kids. He would love it if his Wife would turn him into a cuckold. He has a small dick and prides himself on his lack of prowess in the bedroom. He cums quick and doesn’t satisfy his Wife. He will never be able to satisfy a Woman for as long as he lives with his pathetic little dick. Now if he could just talk Her into fucking around.

Next up is SissyMichelle. See “she” wants Me to train and own “her” but she is scared of Me. A little note to Michelle, PAY THE FUCKING TRIBUTE AND GET ON WITH IT ALREADY. Good God, I hate it when anyone wastes My time. I have enough to do as it is!!!!!

Lastly is bobthewimp. Bob called Me for the very first time last night. The problem with him is that he has what he calls a “micropenis” - see pic below
5/24/05 NOTE PICTURE HAD TO BE PULLED DUE TO THE NEW 2257 LAW

Isn’t that little dick the most pathetic thing that you have ever seen? Every single Woman that he has been with has cheated on him, either blatantly to his face or hid it from him. Do you blame the Women? Talk about a small dick. It is truly pathetic. It might as well be a clit because it isn’t that much bigger than one, lmfao. His last Girlfriend even made him fuck a blow up doll in front of Her and Her friends and that little thing couldn’t even stay inside of the doll, omg I am rolling in laughter AGAIN!!! A note to Bob, start running a diary boi. I am going to lock your micropenis and balls in chastity and I will hold the combination lock to it. Torture and torment your micropenis. Here is another pic for everyone to fucking laugh at
5/24/05 NOTE PICTURE HAD TO BE PULLED DUE TO THE NEW 2257 LAW

On a final note, please guys if I forgot to mention someone it is not intentional. I get a lot of callers and it is hard to list every single one of you. I am trying to remember, but this Princess has a tendency to not write all of you down somewhere from one post to the next as you call.

Now, come and get Me. I am waiting, hehehe.

Jessica

1/27/2005

Hellllooooo Freakos

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:50 pm

Hiya bois. I have been a very busy Girly.

So do I have heat? Fuck NO and it is pissing Me the fuck off big time! I did finally get My new bedding, My rain showerhead (if you don’t have one you NEED one, they are fucking awesome), and a gift from one of My bois :)
Two CD’s and a book, great choices but then again I do have good taste!!! And now My bedroom is so rich and elegant, mmmmm, green velvet, I LOVE IT! And thank God it is keeping Me warm since fucktoy is not allowed to spend the night. Nobody is allowed, unless of course I am in a regular boyfriend/girlfriend relationship and that I do not have right now. Jus My big black dick to play with *evil giggles*

I had fun playing with coked up sissy missy on Tuesday. But, she did dissapoint Me. First she didn’t pay the pay to view and she didn’t drop as much money as she claimed she was going to and finally she didn’t spoil me either. Now, she claims that she wants to be My best money pig. Well you aren’t even close to being the best one. Impress Me, you know what to do.

Cuck puppy has run away again! I swear that boi needs a good chastity device!!!! Then he would be a good boi.

Now for Jason, good boy and keep calling :)

Hello to Jack, John, Peter, Chris, Stan, Davey, Michael, Mike, Mitch, and the new one that makes My toes curl and I have no clue how to spell your name?

Special kisses to Marty and a hug :)

I joined a new topsite, below is the banner, go and click and vote for Me bois. Takes two seconds *giggles*



Come play with Me, My lines are on now, hehehehe.

Jessica

1/16/2005

Cleaning Sunday

Filed under: — Princess @ 10:57 pm

Well, I figured that since Football was happening all damned day long (ick) that I would take the time and “spring” clean My apartment. I finally finished, lol. Actually there are two reasons that I did this. First of all I didn’t feel like competing with football and secondly I have to get the maintenance guy up here tomorrow. Friday night I am sitting here saying to Myself, “damn it’s cold in here, why hasn’t the heater kicked on?” Well there I was on the floor and looking at it. The fucking pilot light went out!!!!!!!!!! Now I don’t know a whole hell of a lot about wall furnaces, so I didn’t know what the hell to do. It was late on a Friday night and I was doing calls!!! So, I called fucktoy, left him a message and told him to get over here and light My pilot. Needless to say he couldn’t get it to stay lit, so off everything went until Monday. He tried and he lit another fire instead. Three hours of hard fucking. No, I didn’t turn on the special line. I wanted him allllll to Myself. Him and all nine inches. Mmmmmmmmmm Me likes, Me likes.

I knew that it would be a while until a specific loser dare call Me again and it happened on Friday night! It was sooooooooooo fucking funny. I made him listen to Me call fucktoy on My cell to have him come over. This guy is a wee bit different than the fair majority of callers and is a royal stupid shit that I can’t understand half the fucking time. I fucked him over good and he knows to not to try calling me on a less expensive line. I make him call Me on My financial domme line and set it up so that he would have to keep calling back, lmao.

A gold star to slave mike, he bought me a bracelet off of My wishlist, goooood boi ;)

Hello to Jack, John, Patrick, Ed, Mike, Michael, Jason, Ben, Jake, Mitch, Scott, Travis, and all the others I am forgetting, lol.

Off to go take calls.

Jessica

1/11/2005

Damn it’s cold out

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:46 pm

Hello bois!

It is fucking freezing here, lol. I finally turned on My damned heater cause I can’t take it anymore. Maybe I should have fucktoy cum over tonight and warm Me up *giggles* Guess I will have to do a repeat from Sunday night, teehee. I also have a new listing for when he is over here. So if you ever want to hear Me getting fucked, you will see the couple’s listing available on My homepage at Nite Flirt Click here for my Nite Flirt homepage
Yes it is higher priced than any of My other listings, but then again you can direct Our fucking. DO NOT ASK FOR CAM, you know I don’t do it.

Yesterday was an absolute whirl wind of calls!

I had fun getting a guy drunk. But he was halfway there when I got ahold of him, so he is going to be doing another call in the near future and start out sober. I am already looking forward to this one!

I had fun with Jack again last night *giggles*, you are such a sweetie and I enjoy our calls :)

Then there was Jason. That was one long ass tease & denial session. God I was so fucking proud you could hold off that long for Me. And you thought it was going to be easy *giggles*. He was whimpering so bad by the end of it. God I love whimpering men!

And special kisses to Michael, feel better soon. Poor baby has a cold, but his dick wasn’t having any of that, it needed a bit of Me ;)

I still haven’t gotten any erotica emails yet from any of you. Don’t be shy. If you want to remain anonymous as I post them here, you can. I won’t tell who you are or where they came from if you want it to remain anonymous. So, don’t be shy and email them to jessica@tabooprincess.com

I also got a notification yesterday that someone bought some stuff off of My Toy Chest wishlist. As I was updating My diary, the slave that bought the prezzies for me emailed on Nite Flirt. Good boi Jason, stay on those knees!!! Nice surprise too *giggles*. You all know how much I looooooooooooove prezzies.

As you all know as well, I like to give you guys sites to go take a look at. I am friends with the webmistress of this site and I am even a part of it. So go check it out *giggles*

You can join the site or browse. It is awesome and your Princess it there ;)

My phone is going ringy dingy, could it be you?

Jessica

1/9/2005

Rainy Sunday

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:57 pm

Hello bois, well your Princess has been very busy with calls lately. Keep em coming ;)

Special hellos to loserloserloser (you fucking pathetic piece of shit!), lil humper boy aka dolly dicker (you know you love getting desperate for Me and humping your mattress while I laugh My ass off at you!), My new money slave Jason (go buy those prezzies and impress Me boi!), Jack (I have been enjoying your calls imensely), Michael (you nasty fuck, I love it!), Mike (nice hearing from you on your business trip), John (you are also one nasty fuck and you know I love it as well as the long call I had with you the other night *giggles*), the new cuckold (keep Me updated on how things are going with your Wife), Michael (Mommy loves you), Ed (I am still waiting for the erotica in My email), miss you Marty (call soon ;) ). There are a lot more guys that I know I am missing, lol. But that happens when I am swamped.

Now for the cuck puppy update. Seems as though he somehow upset the Mistress that he was supposed to go see to get pictures done. Can’t figure out how that happened, but he did locate another one to go to in his area for the pics. During that time he also found someone who just might be interested in collaring him. Doesn’t mean that My assistance has stopped. It normally takes time to find a full time Mistress. At least he is now following through better now that the Holiday’s are over with.

I can’t wait to get My new bedding that a certain someone purchased for me *giggles*. It’s so pretty and soft! And the two CD’s and a book *smiles*.

I also wanted to plant a seed in all of your minds. I do enjoy getting erotic stories emailed to Me and I would love to post them here on My website for you guys to read. So, if you would like to contribute your own original stories, you are more than welcome to. I finally set up the email for My website and I would like to start using it primarily instead of the yahoo account. Any and all stories should be emailed to jessica@tabooprincess.com Every guy to email a story will get a special thank you from Me. So get busy bois and start emailing your stories. I am quite sure that some of you would love to see your erotica here on My site.

On a final note, the new recording was approved by Nite Flirt. So those of you that are a little bit shy about calling, there is more for you to listen to on there. It was a special request from a customer but I left it up for the rest of you to enjoy. Remember, if you do have a special request for a recording, just ask. I will be happy to do it for you.

Oops, phone is ringing, I have to get going *giggles*

Jessica

1/5/2005

New Recording

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:51 pm

Hello bois!

I did a new recording today, although I have no clue if NiteFlirt is going to approve it or not. Someone had emailed Me with a special request. Just so you know, if you do have a special request for a recording, I would be more than happy to do it for you and give you the link to listen to it, weather it gets approved or not. I do charge a little bit more than My standard recordings and depending upon the content of it and how much you give Me to go on. So I am just throwing that out there to all of you that perv on recordings.

I am still trying to not get sick and today is really the first day that I have felt like a human, lol!!! Go figure. I am already ready for winter to be over with, I am getting so tired of the fog and the rain. But, then again watch summer get here and Me bitch about how fucking hot I am. Well, we all know how hot I am already ;)

Just a few hello’s to some callers :)
Hello to Michale, Mike, Leo, Jack, Aaron and John.

Ok that covers everyone for right now. I have been having way different calls lately, or so it seems, lol. But I am NOT complaining in the slightest. I enjoy every single one of My calls regardless of the topic.

Now, on to My new recording. It is a MILF fantasy. I am 35 and living in a condo complex. My girlfriends and I lounge around the pool while our hubbies are at work. Specifically because We all love to torment the young pool boy. Well, today is his 18th Birthday and I have decided to give him a little treat since all he ever does is stare at My tits and ass. If you would like to hear the recording, just click the button below ;)

I will be on to play later bois, so come and get Me, teehee.

Jessica

1/2/2005

Happy New Year!

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:07 pm

Happy New Year bois!

Time for New Year’s resolutions *giggles*
First one is to do more in My diary. I do enjoy it but always tend to forget that I even have one!

My New Year’s was very, very quiet. I am battling a cold, so I decided to stay in and watch Dick Clark. Well as you know it was Regis since Dick Clark is sick. Man, New Year’s Eve just isn’t the same without Dick Clark! I proceeded to get drunk and take calls, lmao. Yes a drunk Princess. It was sooooooo funny and no one seemed to mind!

I have neglected to give special hellos to certain callers. For whatever reason they don’t think they leave a lasting impression on me. Uh yes you do, it is just damn hard to remember everyone when I am writing in My diary, lol.
So special hellos to Mitch, LockedUpPuppet, loserloserloser, Cuck Puppy, SissyCindy, Marty, Michael, Patrick, Chris, Ed, Lek, Scott, Davey, John, Jason, Tim, Tom and God knows I am forgetting someone. Fuck I feel like this is an exceptance speech for an awards show or something and I know I am missing someone. And note, on the more common names there are more than one of you ;)

I have also been on alert a lot and feel like it is time to explain what alert actually means! This means that I may or may not answer My phone. There are several reasons why I have been on alert. The weather has been crappy here lately and I keep losing power. I do not want to have my hard earned points taken away because I miss a call and on alert that just doesn’t happen. I have been battling getting a cold as well. They have been working on the apartment next to Me and it sounds like the workers are in My apartment pounding away at times and that is just not conducive to a good call. I can go on and on with the reasons. Now if you do click it, it works just like if I am on call Me now status. You can call in on the 800 number and you will hear that I am on alert status. It works the SAME WAY! You do not have to hang up and wait for a call back. It doesn’t work like arrange a call. I just wanted to clear that up because I know some of you only call the 800 number and are cautious about what shows up on your caller id ;) So, in a nutshell if I am on alert Me of calls, you are more than welcome to try if you would like :)

One of My Domme friends has a new website that you should all check out! She just launched it January 1st, so it is still really new. Congratulations Delilah!!!!It focuses on the emasculation of men. If you don’t understand what that means, it is another term for feminization. There is a members area and a lot of free stuff too. You all should go check it out! Just click on the banner below ;)

Now back to the phones to take care of you cuckolds, sissies, losers, money slaves & perverts. Teeeheee ;)

Jessica

12/25/2004

Testing something out

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:11 pm

I just realized that anything I post, is now set up to have an automatic comment…grrrrrrrrr

Merry Christmas To All

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:07 pm

Hello boi’s and Merry Christmas from your Princess.


Now maybe that the Holiday’s are almost done with, I can get back into writing in My diary again. I must say that I was a tad disappointed in the lack of prezzies this year. The only one of you that gets a gold star is LockedUpPuppet. Not only did he get Me something off of My wishlist, I didn’t even have to prod him into doing it.

Cuck puppy is back, just like I said he would be. He tried to pull the wool over My eyes and say that he didn’t cancel his account on Nite Flirt. Yeah right, you sure as hell did. And I knew you were going to be back, you always do come back. The only way that I am thinking you would ever be a good boy is if I had your dick all locked up in chastity. At least this way you wouldn’t be allowed to wank your willy in excess of twelve times a day. I am not stupid and Lord knows I will be giving that advice to the Goddess that I find for you. She is going to need all the help She can get with you.

Then there is SissyCindy, “she” is about ready to purchase all the necessary items to be transformed into who “she” really is. I am looking forward to that. So any sissies out there, if you need help Princess is here. I have places for you to buy everything that you could possibly imagine. Doesn’t matter if you want to be girly or slutty, I can help you.

I have had a lot of naughty calls and some nice hellos and Merry Christmas from a lot of you.

I will be on tonight to play. Everyone seems to have gone out of town for Christmas. I didn’t want to have to deal with the bullshit traffic. I will stay right here with My tree, kitties and prezzies.

Merry Christmas to all,
Jessica

PS If you haven’t noticed a few fucktards have been spamming the living hell out of My diary. All their comments have been erased and I will keep erasing them. I love it when a guy comments, but NO SPAM PLEASE OR I WILL ERASE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12/16/2004

Almost the weekend

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:33 pm

Helllllllllooooo bois ;)

I have been having fun with all the knocks on My door. I am beginning to like the FedEx Man, UPS Man and My mail lady. I got My CD’s that the new money slave bought Me and I love them! Such a good locked up puppet!!!! I also got My parents gift to me but I haven’t opened it. Not till Christmas morning. Yeah I know they are no where near Me and they wouldn’t know if I opened it early but I just don’t want to. I bought fucktoy a little gift off of amazon as well and it’s here for him too.

I am a little dissapointed in one of My “money slaves". He was supposed to call last night and go shopping with Me on my wishlist and he never did. Hmmmmmmm, I wonder what the hell is up with that? I don’t like fakers anymore than you do. I am not a happy Princess about that at the moment.

I sent all of you a special greeting for the Holiday’s, so if there are some who haven’t gotten it just shoot Me a mail on Nite Flirt and I would be happy to send it again. I made a greeting with three naughty pics in it. Drove Me crazy making it, but it turned out very well.

Special hello’s to Jeff, Jeff, Mike, Michael, Paul, Patrick and everyone else who pervs on my diary. If you haven’t called yet, give Me a jingle or listen to one of My recordings ;)

And I can’t forget to say something about My new sissy boy. I renamed him SissyCindy. He is doing so well *giggles*

Last but not least to Jason! You said that you didn’t care if you were in My diary but I am putting you here regardless!!!! Addicted aren’t you? You will call again and again and beg won’t you? You worthless worm, lmao.

Well bois that’s it for now. Just wanted to do a smaller entry today and if I am feeling charitable, I will do a bigger one later, lol.

Come and get Me bois, I am ready for you.

Jessica

12/12/2004

Kick Ass Sunday

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:03 pm

Hello bois *giggle*

I am a very HAPPY Princess right now, lol. Seems like all the money slaves have been paid and that means MONEY FOR ME :)

I played with sissy boi bytch for a while last night and made his fucking wallet hurt. The way he gets played with is simple. He does pay to view emails with Me and every time he emails back, the price on My Financial Domination line goes up and if he is fucking stupid enough to email back twice instead of once it goes up even more. So, there we go. Money for ME :)

There was a new one that came on the scene last week and he isn’t going to get much of a mention because he needs to do his FUCKING task first before he is going to get more than a damn sentence in My diary.

Now that it is almost the 15th I have another who is coming back to pay My car payment and go shopping on My wishlist. I can’t wait. I might have to go add more stuff to My wishlist and have some fun with him. Remember, only I matter you do not matter *giggles*

And now I have another one that finally called Me last night on My Financial Domme line and admitted that he pervs on My diary. I haven’t yet thought of a new name for him yet, but I am working on it. Such a good boy. He is already on My good side. Not only did he do a long ass call on My line but he stepped up to the plate and bought a couple of things off of My wishlist without My prodding him AND he asked if there was anything that I really needed. On top of it all he is now set up to pay My rent.

Did I mention that control and money make Me wet?

Now for my rant – loserloserloser, what are you doing boy? I have heard it through the grapevine that you have pissed off a domme. Wouldn’t happen if you would ask Me permission to call them first. They know who owns your ass and if you think they don’t you are sadly mistaken. We talk you pathetic piece of shit and I heard all about it yesterday. You embarassed Me yesterday and you will pay big time. Do you understand?!

Second rant – Cuck puppy, what the fuck is your problem? You never follow anything. You get all excited about My letting you back into My world and then you back out. Not only do you have Me pissed off but another Mistress as well in your area. Get your fucking shit together before no one will talk to you anymore. I know you will be back because you are a weak little fucker and can’t help what you do and what you want. That addiction will be calling your name very, very soon. Stop fighting it and let it happen. You know what you are meant to be, now be a good boy and let Me take care of it.

Finally a couple of hello’s to two callers. Hello to Ed and Michael. I always enjoy our calls *giggles*

Now, for the rest of you morons. Christmas is now 12 days away, get busy morons and buy me gifts!!!!
Just click the button and do it!

Kisses,
Jessica

12/7/2004

Been a baaaaaaaad girl

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:57 pm

So, I have been slacking when it comes to my diary. Ok, ok, I promise to be better. I have been absolutely nuts since that radio show last week. My holy God, I LOVE IT :)

I finally got my prezzie from lil humper boy and the candlesticks are sooooooooo pretty. Speaking of prezzies, there are 17 shopping days till Christmas. Do you want Princess to go without? Come on boys, pony up!!!!

My Christmas tree showed up yesterday morning. The FedEx guy woke me up, lol. I knocked and I go flying out of my bed trying to find some pants to pull on. Didn’t want to answer the door with just a short little t-shirt on *giggles*. This tree is fucking MASSIVE. I had to go to WalMart to buy a hack saw to cut some of the boughs off because it wouldn’t go in my stand properly. And wouldn’t you know? I ended up buying waaaaaaaaay more than I should have. Couldn’t help myself *giggles*

As far as callers go, I have a loser in training, lmao. I think he is finally getting the idea that he is a loser and that he just better get used to it. He can’t even get a hard on unless he is on the phone with me. But don’t worry loserloserloser, you will always be my number one loser *giggles*

I can’t forget Marty. Thank you for calling baby, I always love talking to you.

My favorite Aussie called me last night *smooches* I love his voice, mmmmmmm.

I have had so many calls since the last time I posted I don’t even have the time to post all of them but now that I am back on track, I should be just fine.

I know how all of you sit here and perv on my diary.

So come on pervy men, call me or spoil the living shit out of me. I am waiting! *pout*

Jessica

11/29/2004

pervertradio.com

Filed under: — Princess @ 3:09 pm

Good afternoon boys ;)

Well, we all had a major blast last night. Princess Mandy was a guest on pervertradio.com last night and some of us called in to give the host holy hell. Let’s see there was Mistress Rachel, Princess Mandy, Storm, Mistress Aurora, Wetn’Dreamy, BigButtNicole (my webmistress), one of Mandy’s sissy boys, and me ;). Needless to say he was left stuttering by the end of the show, lmfao.

Now for other news, they liked how well the show went last night, that I will be on as a guest tonight. Yes that’s right, me!!!!
I am soooooooooo excited and nervous too.
The show is 8-10pm PST and you all better cum on out to listen and you can also chat on their site during the show as well.
Come on in and listen to me ;)

Kisses,
Jessica

UPDATE 2/1/05 I have taken out the pervert radio links for a specific reason. There has been HIGH drama with them and a girl that is on NF and they resorted to slinging shit about all of us. I do not tolerate or feed into drama, so their links have been removed. Pretty sad when a group of grown men act like adolescents.

11/28/2004

Busier than Busy!!!

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:02 pm

Hello bois!!!!!

I have been soooooooooo busy *giggles*

I hope you all had a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving. It was just me and the kitties and my phone of course ;) I was all set to have my dinner around 7pm and wouldn’t you know? The PHONE rang, lol. Well, I had soooooo much fun with this guy that I ended up not eating until 1am!!!! So I had my Thanksgiving the day after. I am NOT complaining at all. I enjoyed myself way too much *giggles*

Loser called the day after to get his dose of Princess giggling at him and reinforcing what a pathetic piece of shit he really is. LMAO

A few cucks and sissies called as well. Had some awesome, very well explained roleplays. And they all seemed to be the reverse of what I usually do. Very nice :)

Oh and guess who is back? Cuck puppy is back. The guy that I spoke about a little while ago that basically bailed on me. Well his little fucking ass better watch it this time because I am NOT about to allow him to waste my fucking time. I know you read this cuck puppy, you better be a good boy OR ELSE!!! Do you fucking understand this?

I also decided to try buying a Christmas Tree online from a Christmas Tree farm. I should be getting it on Friday, so we shall see if I wasted my money or not. They actually called to confirm my order, so far so good with them. They do well and I will reccomend them to everyone I know. The big problem around here is that there are no Tree Farms where you can go buy your own FRESH tree. People can be so fucking stupid, they don’t realize that those trees on the tree lots have been cut in September and shoved in cold storage!!! They are NOT fresh. Then they wonder why the damn things dry out so quickly. So, I am trying something different. I will know quickly if this place is bullshit. When I was a kid we always went to get a tree that wasn’t even cut yet. I know what a fresh tree is. So, I am excited but leery at the same time. We shall see.

Speaking of Christmas, I updated my wishlist at Amazon.com and I do expect some prezzies. So, gooooooooooo spoil me. Go on, I will be very, very happy. Don’t you want to make me happy?

Here is the link ;)
Click the button for amazon.com and be taken right to my wishlist.

GO SHOPPING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Kisses,
Jessica

11/22/2004

Shopping for Turkey Day

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:20 pm

Why is it that is seems like people only eat during the Holiday’s? I swear it’s the Monday before Thanksgiving, not the day before and I went to the store this afternoon and it was an absolute Zoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so glad I went today instead of later in the week, no thanks, I pass on that one.

As usual I have been having a blast on my calls weather they are new customers or regulars. Speaking of new, it seems like there is a sudden trend with men who want me to fuck them with a strapon. Even with regs who have never been into that before and profess that they indeed don’t like strapon play. I must be irresistable! Imagining me totally nude with a strapon harness on my hips and a fake cock sticking out. Fucking them while they lie on their backs. Oh I know what it is, you all want to watch my titties bounce like crazy while I ram it in you. Is that it? I am kind of thinking that it is.

A couple of sissies have come out to play and I always have fun with them ;)

And it also seems like the favorite roleplays of the moment are Teacher/Student and Boss/Secretary and I do either of the rolls.

I was also paid a big compliment to last night by a regular “my God girl, you never stop". Yes, I am insatiable, I admit it. I want as many orgasms as I can possibly get. I am an ORGASM ADDICT. And damn proud of it.

Men are supposed to be the higher sexed beasts than women. Well, I am sorry to burst your bubble boys, but this girl wants to fuck all the time. I have never said “OK enough already, will you cum?” Hell fucking NO. I want it constantly. Not one single man has EVER been able to keep up with me. And I am beginning to think that there never will be.

So cum play with the little insatiable slut. My pussy is waiting for your call. Want to make me purr?

Jessica

11/19/2004

Money Slaves

Filed under: — Princess @ 1:08 pm

Now, first off a special hello to CW. I know you aren’t a money slave, and I am not asking for you to be one. But, damn you are so fucking entertaining.

I have never discussed my love of M O N E Y. God I love money slaves. Hearing them beg to rape their wallets even more. Asking permission to cum. I LOVE IT. Love it, love it, love it.

I am sooooooooooo fucking greedy. Give Me more damnit!!!!!!!!!!

And prezzies tie into that too. So, listen up all you fucking pathetic piggies – I WANT A LAPTOP. Goooooooooo get Me one, NOW :)

I played with a brand new slave boy last night and he has been told that he will be paying my car payment every month. Well, you are half way there. Cough it up! And then I will take even more, no matter how much you whine and tell Me you can’t give me more. Go work HARDER. I fucking deserve it. I do not settle for crap, only the best for Me. UNDERSTAND? I know how much you are craving My evil little laugh :)

Then I get up and My regular money slave is waiting with his wallet right in his sissy bytch mouth. Begging Me to take him for all he is worth. Plus he wants to play later. Do you think he is going to like painting his body with nasty words and taking pictures for Me to use? Well he will and I don’t give a fuck if he likes it or not.

Remember pigs – you don’t matter, only I matter. It’s all about Me!!!!!!!!

I want more, more, more!

Get out the plastic boys and let’s go!

Jessica

11/16/2004

Hate trying to think of titles

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:03 pm

Hello boi’s did you miss me?

I KNOW you did. I have been having way too much damn fun on the phone to even think about my diary lately, lmao.

I something nice happen to me the other day. I had been talking to a man who wanted to enter the cuckold lifestyle with his wife. He finally did it this weekend and called me yesterday to thank me. It was all he ever dreamed of and thinks he is going to like it. Can’t say how God damn proud I am of him for stepping out of fantasy and into reality. His wife told him that she never felt as close to him as she did the moment he facilitated her in getting fucked by a well endowed black man (who just so happened to be his boss!).

I am also proud of another man who has been given tasks and is actually doing what I am telling him to do. He went to Victoria’s Secret and bought some black panties and some fishnets, answered a personal ad off of a certain website to suck cock. Well not only did he do that, he got fucked like a little bitch. Well he LOVED it. I think he was rather surprised that sometimes fantasy can be just as good as reality or even better than he could ever really imagine. I gave him another task to do today and let’s just see if he does it. If he does, I will tell you all about it *giggles*

My smallest sissy is back after being low on funds as well. He is such a good boi. He bought me a birthday prezzie and I use it EVERY DAY :) So, welcome back Denise.

I also got a call from the sick dom bastard that loves to get me going on what a dungeon master would do to me. Looooooooooooong ass call, but so fucking nasty, naughty and sick. I LOVE IT. Not many men can dom me back but this one can sure do it.

My deviant mind is working overtime and oh God do I want and need to play *giggles*

Tease and denial anyone?

Jessica

11/13/2004

*giggles*

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:10 pm

Good morning frekos *giggles*

Princess has been a very busy and naughty girl. Naughty since I have had my fucktoy come over to service me the past three days in a row. Mmmmmmmmmm, damn does that man have a hurricane tongue and his cock is PERFECT. Fills me up so nice. With all the cuckold calls that I have been getting lately, I am thinking about getting my little cuck over here to service me. Fuck that sounds soooooooooo good right now *giggles*

Speaking of cuck’s, I am not too happy with a specific boi right now. He begged and pleaded for me to help find him a wife that would collar him and enslave him into the lifestyle. So off I went finding places to put up his profile and contacting people that I know who might know of someone looking to train a cuck. Well the little bastard BACKED OUT. What a waste of fucking time and energy. I am sooooooooooo angry with this little shit. Guess I scared the living shit out of him about the lifestyle. He didn’t realize what he was in store for. Ironically after the last call with cuckie a real live cuck called me. His wife told him to call me and talk to me. What a good clean up boi. He even followed directions and didn’t stroke during the whole call. His wife would be very proud of him.

One of the biggest Keen Sluts (and yes there are a few by the way) called me late the other night. CW, you are sooooooooo bad. Calling one of my friends and doing your get to know you call and getting sooooooo worked up that you called me later. Damn he cums nice though, a plethera of “FUCK ME” *giggles*

Thank you to my new tease and please caller. I had fun with you yesterday morning and can’t wait for round two ;)

And a sissy came out to play last night. Little elegant, glamour sissy. LMFAO who happens to also be a little sissy faggot, coked up slut, jizz dump. Oh “she” was fun and “she” called twice last night for some verbal humiliation while “she” rode “her” new black cock. ROFLMAO.

BIG hello and smoochies to Marty. I’ve got your emails ;)

Off to get some coffee and downright nasty *giggles*

CUM AND GET ME

Jessica

11/10/2004

Eviction Wednesday

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:45 pm

WOW What a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First off I had two VERY long calls last night and didn’t get my little ass in bed until 5am *giggles* And on top of it I had to get up, showered and dressed before the cable man showed up to install my cable. Becuase you know if I didn’t do it, he would have shown up at 1pm on the nose!!!

So here I am working on some graphic stuff and there is a huge racket next door. Honestly I never think anything of it anymore because I know for a fact the asshole was dealing drugs, but being a single person alone I was afraid to say anything. Well what goes around, comes around. He and his “homies” were in there this morning when the sherrif’s came knocking. They forcibly evicted him while the management put new locks on the apartment. Ahhhh sweet silence. No more people stomping up and down the damn stairs all day and all night long. Or people thinking I was the door they were supposed to bang on. Ahhhh blisssss :)

The cable guy came by a little before two and now BooCess has TV. I don’t know what to do, lol. Been so damn long since I have had it. Have to get used to this funky remote, lol.

Now on to callers. I got a nice, new caller last night and had a blast with him. I got to play with my toys and you know how much I love them!!!!!!!!!!!

One did piss me off last night though. He claimed he wanted to be dominated and that he is a dom. All he kept saying was “hold on I have to go find my drink". His fantasy kept changing and every time that I would start up again he would stop me, so I really didn’t have a chance to do anything really. He moved from ass play to nipple torture and I had to point out to him that the nipple torture didn’t work well last time because the clamps kept falling off. At that point he accused me of not knowing my stuff very well and the he was going to say goodbye. Whatever dude, maybe if you could figure out what the hell you want and pay attention, you might actually get the type of call you are looking for. I feel for anyone that has to deal with him. But, it did tick me off.

On a more positive note, I got a call shortly thereafter from a man who wanted to dominate ME. Can you believe it? ME!!!!!!!!!!! What a wild call, sick sadistic fuck. But he loved it, he stayed on for a while. Goes to show I can switch and I am not all Princess. Well a good part of me is but I can go the other way when the right caller comes along.

Alright, I have been logged off all day now. I am ready to tease, torture, humilate and play. Oh God am I *giggles*

Jessica

11/9/2004

Tweak my Tit’s Tuesday

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:18 pm

*giggles* Aren’t I cute ;)

Well in case you freakos didn’t notice, I stayed logged off for quite a while. My day off, lol. I thought “oh how nice, I can sleep in", my ASS, lol. The cable company had to call me at 8am to remind me that they are coming tomorrow. Yeah I know, jeez. Plus I had to have fun keeping Bronte (my kitten) out of the cupboard where the trash is. For whatever reason the little monster wants to sleep next to the garbage can. I finally had to put the vacuum in front of the cupboard, since she is afraid of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

I had a fun caller last night. He claimed to be the biggest loser on Keen. That girls have made him stick his head in the toilet and blow bubbles, drink his own piss, etc. So I said prove it, you can just sit there and listen to me make dinner. Wouldn’t you know it? He did, roflmao. Then he had the nerve to get nasty with me demanding that I webcam with him. Where the fuck in my listing does it say I do webcam? Uh no where, you FUCKING LOSER. It just amazes me what some will read into my listings.

And my little Jessica addict called. He goes away and comes back. Always does, he just can’t help it. Too bad the loser doesn’t have more money or I would get it ALL!!!!! He is in love with me, can you blame him?

Had a good little boot licker today as well. Little did he know that not only was he going to lick Princess’ boots but he was going to get it in the ass like a good boy should *giggles* He had fun though, lmao. While I laughed at him.

Finally a good boy went and contributed to my spa day, lol. I have a recording set up just for that. Goooooood boy.

Well that’s all for now. Having fun perving on my diary yet? *giggles*

Come and get me boys. I am wet and ready to cummmmmmmmmmm.

Jessica

11/8/2004

Bad Girl Skipped a Day

Filed under: — Princess @ 2:50 pm

Ok, ok, so I missed one whole day with my diary. Couldn’t do much with anything since my damn internet connection kept going out on me. Frustrating really. But now they claim it is fixed. The Verizon guy had to put in a new wall jack. I guess the other one was corroded. Now it seems to be good :) *keeps fingers crossed*

I went shopping yesterday afternoon and got some Christmas stuff. Yeah I know it’s early, but it was so cute, I had to get it. And since I was in the Christmas spirit, I went and waited at the StarBucks drive through for ten minutes to get an Egg Nog Latte and the bastages don’t have it yet. So, I settled for pumpkin spice latte. Wasn’t that great but it wasn’t bad either. Man this StarBucks needs to get with the damn program. And of course you ask the airhead teenager at the drive through when they are going to get it and all you hear is “like, I dunno” , lmao.

I got a nice call from loser yesterday morning and had him remind himself that he is a pathetic piece of shit. Soooooo addicted he can’t see straight, type correctly and almost keeps getting caught, doh. *giggles*

Couple of different cuckolds too. Nice and FUN! Love my cuckolds about as much as sissies! Speaking of, is it a full moon again? The sissies are always coming out in droves during the full moon. One right after another. Getting slutted up, pimped out and fucked. All for My amusement :)

I had fun playing the barely legal little slut that seduced my neighbor *giggles* You know you wanted it bad, teehee.

Oh and how the hell can I forget my peeper. Looking through my windows while I fingered my little pussy.

A special thank you to my Aussie caller. The connection was horrific, but he hung in there and got off. Such a sweetie.

Well back to work. A phone ho’s job is never done, even though I am a Princess ;)

Kisses,
Jessica

11/6/2004

Roleplay Day

Filed under: — Princess @ 10:10 pm

I got a phone call, rather late this evening, from fucking Verizon from a man I couldn’t even UNDERSTAND. Ugh. He informed me that they have figured out that the problem with my connection is the line itself. So, guess what I get to do on Monday? Have a bunch of Verizon assholes in my apartment trying to fix the problem. I know those fuckers are going to say “but you aren’t using the phone line the modem came with". Yeah, no shit. The only two phone jacks in this apartment are the damn kitchen and the bedroom. And I am not about to move everything into my bedroom or put my puter on the kitchen counter. Hell fucking no! So needless to say, I will be stuck in my apartment all Monday, ick.

How is it that certain days have certain types of callers? One day it’s the cuckies, the next it is sissies. Well today was roleplay day :)

Hmmm, let’s see *starts counting off on fingers*
Insurance Salesman
Nurse
A very naughty unmentionable
Professor/Student
Cop/Bad girl

I could go on and on and on and on, lol! Kinda like how Marty and I were on the phone last night. Weren’t we Marty? Let’s see, Marty made me cum 5 times. Who wants to try to break the record? *giggles*

I also got to play with a financial slave this morning and tonight. Mmmm, money. It makes me wet :)

And of course cuck puppy a couple of times as well.

All in all the weekend is shaping up rather nicely.

I am in the mood for some hot fucking, hehehehe. I need a work out. Call me *giggles*

Jessica

11/5/2004

Friday Fun With Sissies

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:28 pm

Hey Everyone!

I ordered my cable, so Princess will be allllll hooked up by next Wednesday evening. So here we go paying for something I am not going to watch. The main reasoning behind my getting a TV is two reasons. First, I would like to watch my DVDs on something other than my puter, it’s getting old really quick. Second, when something is going on News wise, I would like to watch it. The internet is fine, but still lacking IMHO. And, no Q (if you are reading this) I am NOT getting it to watch FOOTBALL. FUCK SPORTS, they get in the way. Seriously boys, wouldn’t you rather play with me than watch men running around with a football? I am more fun ;) ;)

I also FINALLY called Verizon about my DSL. Needless to say, they weren’t happy to hear from me and I had to deal with morons calling me “is it working now?” No you fucktard it isn’t, FIX THE FUCKING THING. There is another pet peeve of mine, paying for something that you can’t use. Do you think they are going to credit me for the time that I couldn’t connect? Hell fucking no. That is just shitty customer service!!!

Well last night was an interesting one. I got a phone call from a guy off of Nite Flirt and he said “Oh sorry, you aren’t the Jessica I was looking for". Alrighty then, are there more than one JessicaLuvsPhone? Ummmm I don’t think so!!!! Very bizarre.

Just like last week when it was a cuckold day, today is the day of Sissies!!! I got a call this morning from one and what a good little slut he turned out to be *giggles*

Then I had the one that likes to be “cute", you know ruffle butt panties and Mary Janes. The whole nine yards. Can’t help but giggle thinking about a grown man in pink ruffle butt panties and Mary Janes. He so badly wants to be a good little sissy for me. Teehee.

And a naughty boy called me on his lunch break at home. He opened his call with “I have eyeball chat". Well, I am happy for you because I don’t, lol. No cam for this girl. The main reasoning behind that, by the way, is that freakos do picture captures, some idiot is passing along software where you can view other’s webcams without their permission and there are those who “tape” your sessions. Do I want to end up on some file sharing system somewhere? Fuck no! I distribute naughty pics as I see fit. This way I have control. Besides, no one would be able to afford me, if I were to do cam. So please, do not ask. It pisses me off like no tomorrow.

It has been kinda quiet and I am thinking that it might be more glitches in the system. Because Lord knows I am irresistable.

Here I cum boys, ready to tease you till you can’t stand it anymore. Are you ready to please your Princess. Get out your wallet and do it NOW!!!!!!!!!

*giggles*
Jessica

11/4/2004

I’m Cold AGAIN…

Filed under: — Princess @ 9:18 pm

Guess what? I finally did it!!! I bought a TV, lol. Now I just have to call the cable company to come on over and hook me up :)

Best Buy was a fucking nightmare. Why is it that when I go in there just to look they keep asking if I need assistance and then when I actually want to buy something, they are nowhere to be found? I mean come on. The guy showed me where the TV’s were that I was interested in and said “Well I’ll be around". Stupid little kid. Couldn’t find anyone at ALL in the TV area. Just guys walking around getting stiffy’s at all the hdtv’s and plasma tv’s *giggles*

Calls, calls, calls.

Thank you Marty for warming me up last night. I was damn cold until you came along. Great big smoochies for you sweetie. I hope you enjoyed the pictures ;)

Cuck puppy thinks he can con his way out of me finding him a cuckoldress. Nope, think again IT ISN’T GOING TO HAPPEN. Understand? (I can hear him whimpering right now) :)

And my little ass licker has become a cock sucker. Oooooo naughty boy, you know I love it!!!!!

Loser called last night. Such a good loser. You love it when I taunt the living hell out of you, don’t you loser? Loooooooooooooser. I have him wrapped right around my pinky finger where he belongs.

To the addict. I know you no longer have your computer because you are trying to quit. But you came back didn’t you? After you made more money. I know you missed me. You missed me a lot. Hearing me say what a gooooood boy you are for calling again. Such a good boy. No go make MORE money. I need it and expect it all. *giggles*

And I enjoyed my job interview for the receptionist postion ;) I hope I was able to “fill” the requirements well. Teehee. I look forward to seeing what other tasks you have for me :)

Well that is enough for now.

Fire those cocks up boys, I am in super frisky mode and horny as fuck. :)

Jessica

11/3/2004

Wacky Wednesday

Filed under: — Princess @ 12:33 pm

Ok, I am getting EXTREMELY pissed right now. Verizon DSL sucks big time. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I feel better now :)

As you boys may have figured out, I was not on last night. I figured with the election that I wouldn’t be getting many calls, so I took the night off. Plus with my stupid internet being funky, I just didn’t want to have to deal with it. Then I found out Nite Fart is having technical problems, yet again. What’s a naughty girl to do? Oh well, I can’t control everything.

I did have some fun calls yesterday morning, teehee. But as of yet, my phone hasn’t gone ringy dingy. Come on boys, Jessica is ready to play, play, play.

Come and get me *giggles*

Jessica

11/2/2004

It’s Election Day Freakos

Filed under: — Princess @ 10:30 am

I hope all of you went out and exercised your right to vote. I don’t normally get on my soap box too often but I do feel that it is sooooooooo important that you do get out and vote. Don’t think for one second that your vote doesn’t count, it does. Nothing pisses me off MORE than people who bitch, moan and complain about the way things are when they don’t even vote. Sorry, but they have no right to complain, bitch or moan. *steps off soap box*

On to callers and laughing my ass off :)

Now boys, how do you expect to have a good time with me when I can’t even hear you on the phone? One guy called last night, brand new customer and fairly new to Nite Fart and I couldn’t hear him AT ALL. Kind of screws up the moment when you have to keep saying “I can’t hear you". Put the damn receiver up to your mouths. Ugh, I fucking hate that. I understand that in certain circumstances you have to be “quiet” but for God sakes put the fucking phone up to your mouth and not down below your chin or up on your cheek. Fuck that is FRUSTRATING!!!!!!!!!!

Tawny and I had some major fun with my piece of shit loser that tried to disobey me last week. He came into the chat room and I made him profess to all the girls what he was and what his biggest fetish is. You see loser has a thing for women’s armpits. Just seeing them makes him hard. He fantasizs about licking and sniffing them. Tawny pointed out that some guy had her do a call on her cam listing and had her lift her arms up so he could see her armpits and wondered if he was the one that did that. It wouldn’t have surprised me in the slightest since he is a Nite Fart slut, but he wasn’t the one. However, being the pathetic loser that he is and since I don’t do cam he begged me to allow him to call her. What was I going to say? No? Well I could have, but I didn’t, lmao. During the call he asked for permission in the chat room if he could touch himself and cum. I told him absolutely not, of course. Once he was done with his armpit extravaganza I let him beg me for a while to let him cum. When I finally said ok, he came in less than two minutes. LMFAO. God loser, could you possibly be any more pathetic??????????

Then there was wanky boy loser. The one with the British accent. Another pathetic moron who is stupid enough to ask me if I take any other ways of payment. NO I DON"T TAKE ANYTHING ELSE. You call and pay through Nite Fart. God how stupid can you be? Then again you are a nothing but a wanky boy loser and can’t help that. *giggles*

Hmmm, my phone isn’t ringing. Get with the program, you know you want me *giggles*

TTFN
Jessica

11/1/2004

Lazy Moday

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:50 pm

Hellllllllllooooo!!!!

Princess is being a lazy girl today, and don’t I deserve it? I have been busy, busy, busy. But, I need time to do regular things. Like what I am doing right now. Washing clothes, whoop de fucking do. I need a houseboy and I need one fast. I am sick of having to do this shit on my own. Then I have to go do errands, ugh. I would much rather be shopping for fun things or getting a massage :)

My favorite fuck toy is a good boy and does a lot for me, but he has been busy with work lately and I haven’t been pampered as much as I usually am, lol. Doesn’t his fucking work realize that I am more important? All I ever hear from him is “I’m sorry". Uh yeah that doesn’t cut it. No pussy for you until you get your shit together *evil laugh* Besides there are more than just him in my stable anyhow. Hmmmmm I am thinking who needs to be called right now to get over here and service me. Fuck I am drooling.

One of my callers told me that he is getting carpel tunnels from wanking too much. He even did a “public service” message over the phone during our call about the dangers of calling Nite Flirt, and me especially, because it will lead to constant wanking and carpel tunnels. ROFLMAO

*giggles* OMG, now I am thinking of the SISSY BOY FAGGOT. You are a fucking little sissy, you aren’t even big enough to be considered a real man. Not even CLOSE. At 2″ you don’t even have the pleasure of calling it a dick or a cock, more like a little nub or better yet your clitty :) You know you love getting pimped out. Don’t all of you sissies secretly wish for that? Fuck it is the only God damn thing you are good for.

And finally on to cuck puppy. He wants me to help him find a cuckoldress. So, any of you ladies reading this, if you are interested on having your own personal cock sucking fluffer, clean up boy let me know. I would be more than happy to hook you too up. He is begging me to help him find one to turn over everything he has to her. House, bank accounts, cars, company. Everything to be allowed the privaledge to worship her and her lovers. What a fucking cum slut, whore. *evil laugh*

A lot of you have come on into the chatroom to say hello, even though I am not currently available for calls. I had no clue how many guys would sit here and perv on my diary, lmao. Perverts!

And a special hello to Marty, the first guy to be brave enough to post a remark on my journal. I have gotten your mail on Nite Fart, I have just been busy *giggles*

One final thought, did you fuckers think I put on my wishlists to just have them there for shits and giggles? FUCK NO, they are there to spoil me. Go on you piggies, go spoil Princess Jessica. Wouldn’t you like to be mentioned directly in my diary? LMAO. You know you want to. That credit card is burning a hole in your pocket, now do it!!!!

Jessica

PS I have yet to hear one of my callers beg to be included in my diary while on a call. Teehee, I wonder how long that will take.

10/30/2004

Cuckolds *giggles*

Filed under: — Princess @ 6:14 pm

Okie dokies, this seems to be the weekend that the cuckolds are cumming out in droves. Here a cuck, there a cuck, everywhere a cuck, cuck. And those who haven’t been into that have been nasty bastards as well. Weren’t you nasty you little ass licker? NASTY, NASTY, NASTY. Mmmmhmmm clean up my cute little butthole like a gooooooooood boy *giggles*

Princess’ phone went ringing off the hook last night. GOOD PIGGIES, now keep it up damnit. I want mooooooooooooore money. M-O-N-E-Y, and don’t I deserve it? I shouldn’t have to lift one little finger for it *bats eyelashes* And you know I am good, don’t you? Wipe the drool off of your chin, hehehe.

And I have had a disobedient loser. You BAD, BAD BOY. Trying to change your name on me? Don’t you even think about it unless I specifically give you permission to do so. Understand? You pathetic piece of shit!!!!

On another note, I had fun last night in our chatroom on Yahell. Yes, Yahell. Why is it hell? Well for a few hours yesterday you could only see your own text in any of the chatrooms. No one could see yours, but you. Grrrrrrrrr. So, it was voice chat or nothing. Us girls were being naughty letting others hear our calls, hehehe. Too bad, so sad, you weren’t there :p

If you are curious where the hell to go to come chat with us. From your messenger click chat, then click romance, adult, user rooms tab, scroll down to $$NITEFLIRT GIRLS PAY2PLAY$$ and there we are hanging out, being goofy and slamming idiots as we see fit. Come check us out ;)

Well a Princess’ work is NEVER done. Off I go to log back on and go play.

Here little pgiggy, piggy, piggy *giggles* Squeal for Princess Jessica.

10/29/2004

Freaky Friday

Filed under: — Princess @ 9:40 am

Goooood morning boys!

Obviously your Princess has been a very busy girl. I am soooooooo happy that my website is finally done. Thank you to Nicole!!!! Girl you ROCK!!!

I wasn’t on very much yesterday, lol. Woohoo, I have a life freakos. I went shopping!!!!! I am trying to get my Christmas shopping done early. Hmmm, is it really going to happen? Not likely, lol. And I got royally pissed OFF! I needed to get my car washed since it has been so damn rainy here lately. I went to the place that I usually go and their car wash was out of order. What the fuck? After it’s been raining? Jesus pesus. So I had to go some place else that does just as good of a job but for MORE money. Oh no, BooCess was not happy about that at all!!!

Then I get home and NiteFart is all fuckered up again. Grrrrrrrrrrr, grrrrrrr. And I was playing with a money slave to boot. Kind of hard to send pay to view mails and up my financial domme line price with each email when NiteFart won’t cooperate. So, the slave had no choice but to call me before my final price was set *sighs* Then after that my internet connection kept going out and some dumb fuck was trying to hack me. I thank GOD my entire system is protected and updated or I wouldn’t even know it is going on.

Anyways, I did get to play a little later with a few callers, yummy :)

Now all of you better be good boys and go check out the banners on the bottom of the pages. These are places that I highly recommend to all of you, or they wouldn’t be there ;)

A big special thank you to my lil humper boy for buying Princess a pretty prezzie. I can’t WAIT to get it :)
And you will notice that there are more options for prezzies. I have been fighting with amazon.com’s server for the past few days to add more things to that wishlist that aren’t so high up in price. Yes I want those goodies *giggles* but I want to find things that aren’t so up there as well and I am having one hell of a time finding ones that you can gift. I am about ready to put the non-giftable ones on there anyhow and just let you all send gift certificates for those items. It just amazes me how one day they are giftable and the next they aren’t. Any of the sites you go to that offer gift certificates, even if it is not listed and you would like to get me one, don’t hesitate. I LOVE PREZZIES. The email address that they should be sent to is jessicaluvsphone@yahoo.com

Be good little boys, get your dicks out, click call me now or pick up the phone and let’s play. You know I am always ready *giggles*

Jessica

10/26/2004

Hello world!

Filed under: — Princess @ 4:09 pm

Like this is my first entry for all you piggies to read. My new site is all done and my diary is ready to go so who knows maybe I will talk about you in my diary. Hehehe… Silly piggy you aren’t good enough for that!