Ok, I thought this was fucking hilarious so I am going to post it. Just for bobthewimp and little dicks everywhere!
30 Things to Say to Little Dicked Men

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird’.

Onto bobthewimp
The pictures below used to be posted on his refrigerator for all to see. The exgirlfriend had a friend of hers take them.
5/24/05 NOTE PICTURES HAD TO BE REMOVED DUE TO THE NEW 2257 LAWS.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! The exgirlfriend also locked his micropenis and balls up in chastity and didn’t allow him to orgasm for two years!!! TWO YEARS
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Lastly, I wanted to say welcome back Mitch. Missed you and hugssssssssss.

Kisses to all (except for the clit, I mean micropenis),
Jessica

Like usual, I have been a busy Princess. I did a few new recordings for you bois and you need to go listen to them NOW! I didn’t do them just to do them you know? LMAO

I was supposed to go on vacation last week for a few days, but it fell through. Oh well, when it does finally happen I will post it here and on my Nite Flirt pages.

What the fuck has been up with the panty sniffer/lickers and all these guys that wanna suck biiiiiiiig black dick. That is all the kind of calls I have been gettting lately. Or it sure as fuck feels like it. Hmmm, then again I can see why you guys love big black dick because I sure the hell do. Speaking of black dick, fucktoy and I have been going at it massively. Can’t help it, I am completely addicted to that nine inch piece of man meat, YUMMY!!!!

Now, onto callers. Hellos to Michael, Mike, John, John, John, Scott, Lek, Jack, Jason, Marty, loserloserloser, MASSIVE LOSER (I took pics of you on your cam LMFAO).

To point out a few specifically.
I do this because I feel the need to expose them for being the losers that they really are.

First of all is Max. Max is happily married and has a couple of kids. He would love it if his Wife would turn him into a cuckold. He has a small dick and prides himself on his lack of prowess in the bedroom. He cums quick and doesn’t satisfy his Wife. He will never be able to satisfy a Woman for as long as he lives with his pathetic little dick. Now if he could just talk Her into fucking around.

Next up is SissyMichelle. See “she” wants Me to train and own “her” but she is scared of Me. A little note to Michelle, PAY THE FUCKING TRIBUTE AND GET ON WITH IT ALREADY. Good God, I hate it when anyone wastes My time. I have enough to do as it is!!!!!

Lastly is bobthewimp. Bob called Me for the very first time last night. The problem with him is that he has what he calls a “micropenis” - see pic below
5/24/05 NOTE PICTURE HAD TO BE PULLED DUE TO THE NEW 2257 LAW

Isn’t that little dick the most pathetic thing that you have ever seen? Every single Woman that he has been with has cheated on him, either blatantly to his face or hid it from him. Do you blame the Women? Talk about a small dick. It is truly pathetic. It might as well be a clit because it isn’t that much bigger than one, lmfao. His last Girlfriend even made him fuck a blow up doll in front of Her and Her friends and that little thing couldn’t even stay inside of the doll, omg I am rolling in laughter AGAIN!!! A note to Bob, start running a diary boi. I am going to lock your micropenis and balls in chastity and I will hold the combination lock to it. Torture and torment your micropenis. Here is another pic for everyone to fucking laugh at
5/24/05 NOTE PICTURE HAD TO BE PULLED DUE TO THE NEW 2257 LAW

On a final note, please guys if I forgot to mention someone it is not intentional. I get a lot of callers and it is hard to list every single one of you. I am trying to remember, but this Princess has a tendency to not write all of you down somewhere from one post to the next as you call.

Now, come and get Me. I am waiting, hehehe.

Jessica