Yet another weekly installment of this weeks biggest pay pig or loser! Actually this one isn’t a blast from the past but entertaining none the less. This guy does calls and when he can’t give Me all his cash by phone he will do it in pay to view emails which dipshit calls “pay per view“. Listen numb nuts, “pay per view” is a Television phenomenon where you pay to view movies on cable instead of going out to your local video rental place or getting them from some online rental folks. Pay to view however is something that is done through NiteFlirt where you pay TO view an email that I have sent you. Yep you may have the cash to spend but someone isn’t too damned smart when his ding a ling is rock hard. Anyhow, I digress.

He started out as a cash cock boy calling the cash cock line and just jerking his meat. Then he graduated to the financial domination line which is the natural progression of things especially when you get addicted to Me. Then, one night I get an email from him begging me to do “pay per view” emails in regards to My butthole. Yep he wanted to see My puckered butthole and pay. So off I went with the PAY TO VIEWS. Got some good money out of mr I have been brainwashed to think NiteFlirt is like the pay per view on my television. And I will get even more out of the butthole loving dude. I even have a PAY TO VIEW sitting in his email right now tormenting him to open it.

So, who is next? Can you actually get the terminology right? Maybe you can, maybe you can’t. Besides I only really care about the money and how much cum I can drain from your balls.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
CASH COCK CUM SHOT LINE
$5.19 per minute
1-800-TO-FLIRT extension 02051357

As promised I am updating this blog on a more regular basis and as mentioned in My last post, I am going to be listing My biggest cash cow, money pig, loser each week.

The same day I posted about “missy the coked up sissy” I got a call from someone else who hadn’t called Me in a while. I affectionately dub him, toilet brush boy. Yep, it was the guy who I made brush his teeth with a nasty toilet brush. It was either going to be toilet brush boy or jelly belly butt Both names are extremely amusing. This guy couldn’t get over that I remembered what I made him do when I last spoke with him. Here’s a clue loser, I am not stupid and I do have a better memory than you because I don’t soke My brain in alcohol thank you. So, why in the hell is he even being mentioned? Someone do a drumroll please because this shit is hilarious. This stupid toilet brush boy called the wrong line! By that I mean he thought he was going to sit there swigging his Canadian beer and be ignored. In other words dumb dumb thought he was phoning My ignore line when he in fact phoned My anything goes line. So, he ended up talking with Me afterall.
So, toilet brush boy get’s the biggest loser award of the week for thinking he called My ignore line when he didn’t. See what happens when you get trashed? LMAO.

Who’s next to be added to the list?

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0413986
$2.19 per minute

I say it over and over again. Time after time, call after call, guy after guy. Go ahead and try to run away from Me, you will be back for more trust Me. Yesterday was a good example of this. I have blogged before about “Missy the coked up sissy“, more than once actually. I have not heard from “missy” in ages. I think the last time that “she” phoned Me to be dominated was oh two years ago or so. When I got up yesterday I had an email on NiteFlirt entitled “hi Princess“, now I though this was some wanker or possibly My piggy. Here I am with My coffee, opening up the email to read:

Hi Princess

It is your dumb faggott cokeslut loser. I would love to be a shithead cokeslut idiot for you behind my wifes back again.

I am going to get some coke now and then will come home and snort that shit like a fucking loser for you.

I love you

missy

I got such a wicked little smile on My face. I knew eventually that “missy” would be back for more and I was so right. Did “missy” call Me? Damn straight “she” did! Begging Me to take more and more money from “her” just like old times. Now I know “missy” is reading this, lmaoooooooooo. Does it make your clit all excited? I know you know what do do and Princess isn’t done with you yet

I do believe some healthy competition is in order. I know how much you guys love to compete to be My biggest cash cock, money pig, slave, loser, gift pig. That’s what I am going to be doing this summer. Let’s see how long you can last on the phone with Me and how much money I can drain from your credit cards. It will be fun! I will be blogging weekly about who is that week’s biggest cash cock. Want to see yourself mentioned here? Well, it’s really easy just start here:

1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 02051357
and then graduate to the fast financial fuck line where I keep raising the rate on you, good times!

1-800-TO-FLIRT ext. 0414002

Whip out that cock and credit card and start clicking or dialing, I am ready to drain both dry.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica