How many times can I say that I LOVE MY JOB? Not enough apparently. I mean I truly love talking to you guys on the phone, not to mention that I am a money hungry bitch on top of everything else.

Back during the Holidays, meaning Christmas & New Years, I turned My ignore line into a forced intoxication line. I mean why not? Tons of guys at home alone during the holidays drinking their dinner, feeling sorry for themselves. I don’t care how badly they slur, I don’t care what comes out of their mouths, or how stupid they get. Money is money and it’s highly entertaining. What better way to spend a drunken night than to entertain Me!

I have had a few calls on the line but no one has truly been into being forced to get drunk. Yes, I know they are out there, its just a matter of them finding My listing and calling.

I had one such drunk boi finally find My listing earlier this week. Needless to say he was highly entertaining and I loved the call. Prior to his call he had a few beers and a couple of shots of vodka and steeled up enough nerve to call Me when he got out the bottle of tequila to go all out and party his ass off all alone at home. I didn’t keep track of how many shots I made him do, but I believe it was somewhere in the vicinity of 6-8 shots. The more he drank the more he got fucked up and the more he slurred. During his drunk fest I made him put his balls in a drawer and slam it shut to prove to Me that he would do ANYTHING I told him to do. I am sure that slam resonated through his body and lingered. I guess he didn’t have enough liquor in him to feel no pain, lol! Now, the vast majority of people whether they are male or female turn into massive sluts while intoxicated. He was not an exception to the rule, but he didn’t own anything like a butt plug or a dildo. He told Me it was against his religion. So here comes Princess Jessica being creative with something, ANYTHING to insert into his slut hole. The first thing that came to mind was the handle of his toilet brush. He went and got it and proceeded to ram it in his slut hole and fuck himself good for Me. This went on for a while and drunk boi ended up having to add more money to his account. Not even five minutes after doing so he passed the fuck out. I couldn’t even hear him breathing, but I waited to see if he was going to come back. All of the sudden I hear the biggest, slurred ‘hellllloooo’ of My life. Anyhow the call continued and I guarantee that he had a massive hangover the next day as well as a stretched out slut hole and I also guarantee he will be back for more.

So, are you a forced intoxication slut and love to be laughed at and made to do the stupidest things ever? Then I do believe it’s time for you to call Me so I can drain your account while you drain the bottle.

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
FORCED INTOXICATION LINE

1-800-863-5478 ext. 01442789
$3.19 per minute