For a while there I had an ignore line, which My piggy loved to come drive by and give Me money in the middle of the night while I was sleeping. You know kind of like a night deposit at a bank, only this bank is Princess Jessica. Well, I decided that during the summer months when I am sleeping I am going to keep one line on for the drive by money pigs. Did I think anyone was going to call it? Quite honestly, I really had no clue since I don’t keep My phone lines on while I sleep I mean hello Princess Jessica needs her beauty sleep! Last night was the first night that I left it on and wouldn’t you know it, three minutes after I turned it on a drive by money depositer called. I am sure he expected Me to be snoring but um I had just gone to bed so the whole “Princess snoring” wasn’t about to happen so I had fun laughing at him.

So bois, if you need your Princess in the middle of the night and you want to hear Me snoring (unless you call right after I go to bed) I am available all night long to take your call. I know some of you want to hear Me snore, ask My piggy he loves it!

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
PRINCESS IS SLEEPING, DRIVE BY NIGHT DEPOSIT FOR MONEY PIGS
1-800-TO-FLIRT (1-800-863-5478), extension 0414002

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