As promised I am updating this blog on a more regular basis and as mentioned in My last post, I am going to be listing My biggest cash cow, money pig, loser each week.

The same day I posted about “missy the coked up sissy” I got a call from someone else who hadn’t called Me in a while. I affectionately dub him, toilet brush boy. Yep, it was the guy who I made brush his teeth with a nasty toilet brush. It was either going to be toilet brush boy or jelly belly butt Both names are extremely amusing. This guy couldn’t get over that I remembered what I made him do when I last spoke with him. Here’s a clue loser, I am not stupid and I do have a better memory than you because I don’t soke My brain in alcohol thank you. So, why in the hell is he even being mentioned? Someone do a drumroll please because this shit is hilarious. This stupid toilet brush boy called the wrong line! By that I mean he thought he was going to sit there swigging his Canadian beer and be ignored. In other words dumb dumb thought he was phoning My ignore line when he in fact phoned My anything goes line. So, he ended up talking with Me afterall.
So, toilet brush boy get’s the biggest loser award of the week for thinking he called My ignore line when he didn’t. See what happens when you get trashed? LMAO.

Who’s next to be added to the list?

Ta ta for now,
Princess Jessica
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